Movie Caption Contest #107: Opening Doors

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "You broke teh Internets!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Did ye see him, lads? HUGE...RED...MADE O' GLASS...an' with a big borgas handle on the side of his massive head!!"

DATA:"See? TOLD you this was the best Radio Shack ever!!!"

EMH:"This isn't part of my programming!

I'm comic relief...not a well-paid extra!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

THE FAT MAN, THE BOARD AND TEH INTERWEBS

by C.S. Lewis the Ninth

 

[Jptrekker]

Scotty: Betty! Ye need to escape now, or you'll be trapped forever in this caption contest waiting room!
Betty Slocombe: Oh no. I rather like it here. We've got that handsome Conway Twitty, I'm instructing the bald one about wigs, and that Grignak reminds me of me pussy.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "He asked to 'share my pain', and when I told him I hadn't been able to see my dong in six years, he just let me go."

 

[Santa Kang]

SCOTTY: Did ye happen to see a red ball o'matter pass through here, lad?

 

[Candlelight]

SCOTTY: Did ye happen to see a red ball o'matter pass through here, lad?

BBS Error #41: No distinction between quote and who is actually saying it.

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: Do you have any underbritches I can borrow? I soiled mine!
Scotty: I was just about to ask ye the same thing!

 

[Bones2]

You're laughing now, but you'll be laughing out of the other side of your face when you have to fork out for a new screen...oh sorry, you're not laughing now.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty-Prime: No more of that green stuff; I'm seeing myself as a British twit with a bad accent.
nuScotty: Ack! No more o' that green stuff; I'm seeing myself as a fat Canadian bloke with no finger and a bad accent.

 

[Rat Boy]

McFadden: "Bad enough you have to make me work with the Cowboy, but did you have to bring in Doohan as well?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McFadden: "Bad enough you have to make me work with the Cowboy, but did you have to bring in Doohan as well?"

I forgot that Picardo was the Cowboy!

 

[Rat Boy]

EMH: "I'm a doctor, not a slash-fic character."

Scotty: "I dinnae hear a no."

 

[SantaEddie74]

OLD SCOTTY:"I was that bloody thin and ENGLISH once?!

Achhh...You're pullin' an old man's leg!!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

SCOTTY:"Yer bloody TOILET...where is it?!?!"

EMH:"I'm getting too obsolete for this shit."

 

[Candlelight]

EMH (but really Candlelight): "It appears someone retconned my photoshop. Please respond"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

nuScott: "When you look at it rationally, it isn't really homosexuality, it's masturbation."

Scott: "Where's Uhura when ye need her?"

 

[Triskelion]

NuScotty: Here I come, Nyota baby!
ScottyPrime: Don't do it lad! I'm came back in time to save ya twenty years of awkward silences on the bridge!

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Sorry, I thought this was The Omega Sector.

 

[Candlelight]

"Everytime someone bloody searches for me I get called out of bed. EVERY. BLOODY. TIME."