Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes
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Scotty: "Hello Good Buddies, this is Swiggin' Scotty with his ears on and his hammer down! Any you mother-truckers got your ears on? Come back."
McCoy: "It's not a CB."
Scotty: "Is that lovely lass from Ice Road Truckers out there?"
Nichols: "Is this twit for real?"
NICHOLS:"Professor?
Professor Scott?
You...you're talking into a ladies' sonagram wand."
12 Year Old Boy's Voice: "Knock it off, you teamkilling fag!"
Scotty: "Up yer shaft."
McCoy: "Ha ha, n00bz."
Right Kirk: "Teacher! He farted!"
Riker: "What's wrong with him?"
Troi: "He just watched Deep Impact."
Scotty was the master of Tweeting. If only he knew what the hell that even meant.
MARTIA-KIRK:"HE'S the one who was in that horrible Esperanto movie. Kill him!!!"
RIKER:"What's going on?"
TROI:"He just realized he signed away any residual and merchandising rights from this movie."
"This one here, the one that's finally in my line when I'm pointing, he better be the original because my arm won't go any lower"
"Did I or did I NOT say to get Kirk wet? And for god sakes don't feed him after midnight. He won't turn into an ugly alien but he'll just get fatter and fatter and fatter..."
"You told him about the STD?"
Cochrane: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Riker: You told him about the NX-01 Enterprise?
Troi: Hey, someone's gotta take the blame.
McCoy: At least this was before Apple came up with that damn-fangled hockeypuck mouse. Good luck using that thing while half drunk on mineral spirits.
[Side-note: C'mon, the way this scene originally played out has got to be the best caption anyone could come up with. I await inspired posts proving me wrong.]
Riker: What did you do to him?
Troi: Oh...I just gave him some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, just give him a few minutes "
Troi: See? I told ya so
Cochrane: I AM A CHICKEN!!!!!
Riker: Ohh we're so fucked.
McCoy: At least this was before Apple came up with that damn-fangled hockeypuck mouse. Good luck using that thing while half drunk on mineral spirits.
[Side-note: C'mon, the way this scene originally played out has got to be the best caption anyone could come up with. I await inspired posts proving me wrong.]
I think Rat Boy should end the contest early this week.
Thanks for the win! Dead Ensign storage never gets old!
"Dammit, this party won't get started until the ten ass rubbing McCoys get here. What are we supposed to do until then?"
Pointing Kirk: "Damn, this is the worst Nexus heaven yet. I can't decide which me I want to make mad sexy love to first."
Scott: "I see you're still using an Apple."
Nichols: "Still! This is the latest in the 68000 series chipset, it's top of the range. And when the alternate is a PC with MS-DOS."
McCoy: "God, it's the dark ages."
Scott: "Now, now Doctor. Listen Marcus, if I were to show you a way to process, an operating system that was open source, twice as fast, used a quarter of the system resources, and had hardly any bugs, would that be worth something to ye?"
McCoy: "It's called Linux."
Nichols: "Linux?"
Scott: "Aye, that's the ticket laddie."
"Heil Shatner!"
Troi: "Don't go anywhere Will. I'm gonna need you to hold my hair when I throw up."
Cochrane: "Now that's a classy lady!"
"Dammit, this party won't get started until the ten ass rubbing McCoys get here. What are we supposed to do until then?"
Pointing Kirk: "Damn, this is the worst Nexus heaven yet. I can't decide which me I want to make mad sexy love to first."
Scott: "I see you're still using an Apple."
Nichols: "Still! This is the latest in the 68000 series chipset, it's top of the range. And when the alternate is a PC with MS-DOS."
McCoy: "God, it's the dark ages."
Scott: "Now, now Doctor. Listen Marcus, if I were to show you a way to process, an operating system that was open source, twice as fast, used a quarter of the system resources, and had hardly any bugs, would that be worth something to ye?"
McCoy: "It's called Linux."
Nichols: "Linux?"
Scott: "Aye, that's the ticket laddie."
"Heil Shatner!"
Troi: "Don't go anywhere Will. I'm gonna need you to hold my hair when I throw up."
Cochrane: "Now that's a classy lady!"
Riker: What did you do to him?
Troi: Oh...I just gave him some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, just give him a few minutes "
Troi: See? I told ya so
Cochrane: I AM A CHICKEN!!!!!
Riker: Ohh we're so fucked.
Riker: I'll have what he's having!
Now that's two minutes well spent!
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