Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes

[Candlelight]

"Not me you idiot, them!"

 

[Triskelion]

Destroy all douchery, my legion of awesomeness! Go!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: Ha!!! The real Jim hates Saturday Night Fever!!!!!

 

[SilentP]

The noise was deafening. Riker couldn't believe what he had just seen. Suffice to say that the scream that Cochrane was emitting from being bitten down on by Deanna moments before was so high pitched and beyond any notions of sound capable of existing according to science, that it was this, not the Phoenix's flight that summoned the Vulcans to make First Contact.

 

[Candlelight]

"What the hell's an Insecticon anyway?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh hi Klingon guard... I was just about to compete in the decathlon with a few of my sexy friends here... care to watch?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Coming soon to TLC "Shat and Shat Plus Eight More Shats" during "There's Nothing but Shat On TV" week.

Scotty: Computer search for "Chicks with Dicks".

Kirk: Why didn't anyone tell me my toupee was that shity!

 

[Rat Boy]

The Klingon warden thought asking which one of them slept with David Bowie would make figuring out who was who easier. It didn't.

 

[LeadHead]

No, THIS is the first sign of the Apocalypse!

 

[Alrik]

"This way to the 'all you can eat' buffet. Ready boys? March."

 

[Captain Crow]

Announcer: This Christmas season join William Shatner and his Shat-tastic Choir as the sing holiday classics.

Shatner, singing: The brats want crap that'll suck your wallet dry, until you don't have even a single dime!

[Shatner points at choir]

Shat-tastic Choir, singing: Oy Vey, it's Christmas time!

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner figured he'd increase his odds of getting into the new movie by bringing along his body doubles to the audition.

 

[BriGuy]

Mark and Robert finally figured out how Shatner was going to play all the roles in his five-hour musical version of Julius Caeser.

 

[Captain Crow]

(gunshot)

Female voice: What happened?

Male voice: I just shot my foot by accident.

(Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard)

McCoy, chuckling: That's cute.

Scotty: I wonder if he take requests? Hello little pussy playing a keyboard. Can you play Amazing Grace?

Nicholes: You do know that the cat isn't really playing right? Also it's a her.... and it's dead?

 

[LeadHead]

Peter Griffin: NO! NO! NO! The Altos were early! Wait, where are you going? The benefit's tomorrow!

Obi-Wan: Relax, the Shatner's frighten easily, but they'll be back, and in greater numbers.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Marta Kirk: It's... it's an evolved tribble! On top of his head! Shoot it!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Scotty: Hello Computer
Computer: Flagrant System Error. Abort? Retry? Fail?
Scotty: What the devil?
Nichols: Oh yeah, we installed BootCamp on the computer, its running Windows
McCoy: You didn't just say the W-word did you?
Scotty: Aye laddy, now we have to kill ye... where we come from runnin' Windows is the only crime left that ye can be excuted for on the spot.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Riker: You brought a Changling with you?
Troi: I always keep one with me. What you think it was ME all these years on my knees? Disgusting.

 

[cooleddie74]

George Takei's worst non-gay dream EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Scotty...SCOTTY!

Enough...put it down!

You know good and well Internet porn hasn't been invented yet!!"

MARTIA KIRK:"HE started it!! He said I smell like shape-shifting poop!!"

COCHRANE:"BOY...they're right about beer aren't they?

You don't buy it...you recycle it!!"