Movie Caption Contest #102: Blu-Ray Blues - The Wrath of Khan

[SeerSGB]

Preston: Wait...I still function!
McCoy: Wanna bet.

 

[Candlelight]

Preston: "I have been... and always shall be... your friend..."
Kirk: "What crap final words. Hope I never hear that shite again"

 

[Candlelight]

Preston: "Sir... before the explosion I found a bypass for the reaction chamber... you would never need to go into the room filled with radiation to get the warp drive working-"
Kirk: "Bones, put him out of his misery, he's clearly talking nonsense in his final moments"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Damn, I wanted him to introduce me to Kim Richards!

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "He stayed at his post when the trainees a ran!"

Kirk: "What did you say he had?"

McCoy: "Cramps."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Shatner: Sorry, Jimmy. I know this is your big scene and all, but the drama should really be on me because it was Kirk's mistake that caused this.
Doohan: But.. but...
Shatner: No buts. I'm the star.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Jeez, I said I was sorry ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (singing): "When a maaaaaaaaaaaan loves a womaaaaaaaaan!"

Spock: "Not again."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Stop being a bitch for once in your life, fuckface. <lets McCoy drop, saves the ship>"

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "Remember... where did I leave my car keys? You must remember"

 

[S'kai]

(A little late to the awards ceremony): Thanks for the win!

Scotty (to McCoy): He just came inta the room, took one look at the color scheme on the wall panels, threw up blood, and passed out!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "The word is given: warp speed."

McCoy: "The fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Scotty: "You violated me nephew, didn't ya?!"

 

[Candlelight]

"My god Jim what happened?!?"
"He... he forgot the safe word"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Pop him back in. He's not done yet

 

[SciFi75]

Bones: Bad news, kid. Because you had a bad case of gonorrhea that makes it a pre-existing condition. You're not covered.

Kirk: Thank God I got the supplemental plan.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: What happened, Bones?
McCoy: Chronic handjobs.
Scotty: He stayed on my post while the trainees ran.

 

[Balrog]

McCoy: "Alright, I know he just died and this might be a bad time, but let me show you this new ventriloquism act I'm working on for the Starfleet Medical Talent Show..."

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Oh and if anyone's interested, the male g-spot is located here"

 

[Emperor-Tiberius]

McCoy: To be or not to be.... That is the question, Jim.

Spock: Sorry Doctor, but its time for bed.

 

[Candlelight]

Preston: Wait...I still function!
McCoy: Wanna bet.