Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

ROBAU SAVES

 

[Yeoman Randi]

ROBAU SAVES

And he also invests.....

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau's the place with the helpful hardware badass.(TM)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bang bang, Captain Robau's silver hammer came down upon your head.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Bang bang, Captain Robau's silver hammer came down upon your head.

And you better believe Robau made sure that you were dead!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Captain Robau's Badass Hearts Club Band - sells out before tickets are even available

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

He hopes that you'll enjoy the show.


...or he'll kick your ass.

 

[johnsonalmighty]

He wants to take you home too....

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the walrus.

Coo Coo Cachoo.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau is fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

When Robau is around, rain falls upward to get the hell away from him.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau is fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

One laser stare from Robau and he stops your mind from wandering.....

.........permanently.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau is fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

One laser stare from Robau and he stops your mind from wandering.....

.........permanently.

Becuase your head explodes.

 

[Islander]

Robau was approached to play the villain in the next remake of "The Fugitive". As badass as he is, he ript off his own arm just to get into the role.

 

[barnaclelapse]

And then reattached it with ease.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau says goodbye AND hello. He's that damn badass.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

For Robau, happiness is a very warm gun.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau ATE Rocky Raccoon.

RAW.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau ATE Rocky Raccoon.

RAW.

Either i'm feeling exceptionally punchy today, or you are all killing me today!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Contrary to popular belief: It was ROBAU who buried Paul.