JustKate: Nice to see a fellow Red Green fan!

Dare I ask what *your* favorite baseball team is though?
Sure - but you won't l-i-i-i-i-i-k-e it.

The Angels (personally I still think of them as the "California Angels," though I realize that's two names out of date). I grew up in Southern California, and my dad and big brother were always Dodger fans, but I'm a baseball apostate.
Now that I think about it, a few years back I guess being an Angel fan might have been something to confess in this thread - there weren't that many of us in those days.
But if I can forgive your Yankeeness (which I
pretty much can), I hope you can forgive my Angelicness. In any case, keep your stick on the ice...
JustKate said:
Who said you're not supposed to play with your food?
People who say that live boring lives. I assure you.
Too true, I'm afraid.
I also like to dig tunnels in my watermelon with a spoon. Why? Well, because, that's why.
We have been getting the biggest moths recently. On these balmy summer evenings (

) I like having the big windows open and candles lit, obviously turning my place into a moth magnet. These things have been huge ~ 3-4 inches wide with plump, thick bodies. Now I have convinced myself that they are just night butterflies I find them beautiful.
My son's friend, the ultimate teenager Keifer, totally freaked out though ~ never seen a kid climb over the back of an armchair so fast
First of all, moths are totally harmless. They can't bite or sting. In fact most don't eat at all, having been "charged up" like a battery when in larva form.
Second, the description "night butterfly" is a good one, after all they are closely related critters.
Moths get confused by the light, they orient themselves by moon-glow and any really bright light confuses them and they fly twords it. If the moths are getting to be bothersome just dim your light or put a shade on the side facing the window.
I know they're harmless. You aren't under the mistaken impression that I believe this fear of mine is rational, are you? Because I know perfectly well it's not.
I grew up in the Mojave Desert. We've got scorpions and tarantulas (which aren't actually very poisonous, thought they look fearsome), we've got flying ants that are an inch long, we've got...let's see...I think it's three different kinds of rattlesnakes (which are most definitely quite poisonous), we've got tarantula hawks (an enormous wasp that preys on tarantulas), we've got black widow spiders...
And
I'm afraid of
moths. Yep. I am actually not crazy about scorpions, either (tarantulas and snakes don't bother me at all), because they look so horrible and because they can scuttle up walls as though gravity doesn't affect them, but I dislike moths far, far, far more.