Movie Caption Contest #102: Blu-Ray Blues - The Wrath of Khan

[Deranged Nasat]

McCoy: "Now, lets assume this hapless cadet is in fact beginning to stir. Despite horrifying physical damage, his eyes have opened, he's beginning to pull himself to his feet and he's staggering towards you, desperately reaching for you. What is the technical term for this, gentlemen?"
Scotty: "A miracle, Doctor"
Kirk: "A zombie"
McCoy: "Correct, Jim! We can never be too careful, which is why I propose his body be destroyed at once. If the redshirts should arise,...dear God, man, can you imagine the carnage?"

Zombie Spock: "Brains! Inferior and disorganized red-blooded Human brains!"
Scotty: "Aye, we were forgetting about him..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Kinda smells like pork. No offense, Scotty.
Scotty: None taken. Tis making meh hungry tho'.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Boy, Scotty, your sister is gonna be PISSED."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: "Boy, Scotty, your sister is gonna be PISSED."

Scotty: Nah, this little shit was meh sista's least favorite child.

Kirk: So much for making him my new cabin boy.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Scotty, tell the chef to cancel my hamburger, would you?"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the 'W' Ratboy!

Kirk: "What a shame. It was just the one time, but, boy was he good."

Scotty: "Whah?"

Kirk: "Now, now Mr Scott, not to worry. It was just a test drive. Your possition as 'Captain's Favorite Pin Cushion' is still very much in tact."

 

[LeadHead]

I am NOT a HOB-GOBLIN!

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "I am sorry Doctor, but you will have to wait. The Five Alarm Chili I had for lunch is about to make an explosive exit, and this is the only working restroom on this deck."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "This is bad... really bad... over a dozen trainees dead... the ship badly damaged... how could it get any worse..."
Scotty: "Would anyone like to see my monkey impression?"

(You have to wait for the 3 minute mark!)

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Will you please stop crashing the TrekBBS?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Damn! I grabbed the trainee! I wanted to save the chimp!

 

[Gertch]

"How do you like being a brainless robot Doctor?"

 

[Mistral]

Spock tried to show Scotty his new ventriloquism act using his life-sized McCoy doll but the act was so wooden Scotty fell asleep.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Y'know, some barbeque sauce would be perfect about now."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: This is for doing Night of the Lepus!

 

[Cyke101]

McCoy: I get why he bit off a chunk of Scotty's shoulder, but why did he spit it at you?

Despite hating the game, McCoy was always the last person tagged in "Hide and Nerve Pinch."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

This was usually how McCoy ended up waking up the next morning with a bifurcated poop chute and with no memory of the night before.

 

[Candlelight]

"Doctor can I just- *McCoy faints* -Dammit, gotta stop doing that"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Have his girlfriend report to my quarters, for some ... counseling."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: "Have his girlfriend report to my quarters, for some ... counseling."

Scotty: Sir, he was gay.
Kirk: Then send his boyfriend to my quarters, for some counseling.