SCOTTY: Where did I leave my bag of pig snacks?
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
- Start date
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Leonard Nimoy upon reading the script..
"ummm," Nimoy said softly, "can we work George and Gracie into this movie you suppose?"
"ummm," Nimoy said softly, "can we work George and Gracie into this movie you suppose?"
Nero: Spock is that you?
Spock Prime: Here's a hint [takes a phaser cannon out and blasts Nero with it.]
Spock Prime: Here's a hint [takes a phaser cannon out and blasts Nero with it.]
Nero: "Give me the secret defense codes to Earth OR ELSE!"
Pike: "Or else what?"
Nero: "Uh, I don't now. I didn't think I'd get this far."
Pike: "Or else what?"
Nero: "Uh, I don't now. I didn't think I'd get this far."
ROBAU: "I'm bald because I lost a bet at Badass Academy."
Robau: "But i don't wanna sleep with the fishes!"
NERO:"Bring me the captain of the Kelvin. His bald head arouses me."
Robau to Nero: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
After credits
Captain Robau: Everything is going according to plan Muwhahahaha!
Captain Robau: Everything is going according to plan Muwhahahaha!
After credits.
Robau crawls out of the Black Hole, onto an asteroid, grabs a phaser, faces towards the camera, puts his index finger to his lips, and-
Robau: "Shhhh...."
Robau crawls out of the Black Hole, onto an asteroid, grabs a phaser, faces towards the camera, puts his index finger to his lips, and-
Robau: "Shhhh...."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Right after JJ yelled cut for the last time..
JJ. "....and Cut"
Shatner walks on set..."Alright, I'm ready..."
Awkward silence.
Nimoy.."Ummm, Bill..."
JJ. "....and Cut"
Shatner walks on set..."Alright, I'm ready..."
Awkward silence.
Nimoy.."Ummm, Bill..."
Fixed that for you.
As Vulcan implodes...
Spocktimus Prime: "Here's lookin' at you, Vulcan."
Spocktimus Prime: "Here's lookin' at you, Vulcan."
As Robau's status shows up as TERMINATED his disembodied voice can be heard saying, "Ah'll be back"
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Nero: ARRRRRRRRRR!!!!! (thrusts triton into Robau's chest)
Robau: looks down at chest, whispers "Rosebud" ......and dies....
Robau: looks down at chest, whispers "Rosebud" ......and dies....
Then gets back up and kicks the asses of Nero, his crew, and everyone else in the galaxy.
ROBAU:"I hope that one day...and in the distant past, no less...a computer message board will pay homage to my badassness and anoint me Most Badass Badass EVER."
Kirk to Spock immediately after Vulcan is destroyed: "My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily."
