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Zoe Saldana is *fine*, but please-

I believe that my new avatar sums up my opinion quite well. :D

You pedophile !!
She looks like a 14 yo pretty boy ! How can you ???
Have you no shame ?

Moderators ban him :klingon:
Does she have a boyfriend ? Lock him up too :klingon:

(By the way, I don't think that anyone can ever benefit from a trip to McDonalds. It's better to find a piece of PVC and chew on it.)
 
Not true. I work with PVC daily sometimes and I can assure you Chicken McNuggets are actually health-food compared to PVC. ;)
 
Now that I see it, she does look a bit too thin on this particular picture... I wonder why.

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I hate it when they over-photoshop. :(
 
Now that I see it, she does look a bit too thin on this particular picture... I wonder why.

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I hate it when they over-photoshop. :(

:lol:

How has this thread, gotten to 4 pages without even one pic of Zoe?

Jason

Let's add a few then

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Seriously, how can anyone look at those pictures and say she's too thin? She's got curves on her legs, flesh on her stomach, her pelvis isn't sticking out and you can't see her ribs.

You guys are crazy, really.
 
Seriously, assuming she maintains her slender frame with a healthy diet and an active lifestyle as opposed to a tapeworm, lunchtime bulimia and a cocaine habit, who are we to nitpick Ms. Saldana's appearance?

She looks happy and healthy to me, although as a photoshop professional by trade I take all images of entertainers and models with a hefty dose of cynicism. Other than that, she's genetically blessed and obviously works out.

Oh yeah, and from her pictures its clear that she hasn't pissed off her retoucher. Yet.
 
Tell the girl an extra trip once a week to McDonald's for a fillet-O-fish & fries wouldn't hurt her. A few extra calories would send her to the next level of goddess IMO.:techman:
Only if she wants to gain a lot of fat and no muscle. That's all junk food is good for.

Plus McDonald's hamburgers taste and smell horribly - I have no clue why so many people keep eating them. :vulcan:
 
Well my engineering instinct is never wrong. I chose a woman with ample structural reinforcement in critical areas. I would supply a diagram but I'm using Solidworks for an actual paying project ATM.

Plus she's not afraid of food. I know this is not typical but I dated a woman who was afraid to eat lest she gain weight. I suspect based on behavior patterns observed she was purging her self after meals.

...in conclusion this is why I prefer that Green Orion Woman over Her Too-Tallness.
 
I know this is not typical but I dated a woman who was afraid to eat lest she gain weight.

No, that's not good. A much better choice are those women who can eat anything they want, yet still stay incredibly skinny, due to fast digestive systems. Love those. :D
 
I know this is not typical but I dated a woman who was afraid to eat lest she gain weight.

No, that's not good. A much better choice are those women who can eat anything they want, yet still stay incredibly skinny, due to fast digestive systems. Love those. :D


If you say so. When the winds pick up your skinny chick will blow away and you'll have none while mine will be here commenting on the slight breeze. :cool:
 
If you say so. When the winds pick up your skinny chick will blow away and you'll have none while mine will be here commenting on the slight breeze. :cool:

I'm just as skinny so I'll simply fly along. Love the view from up here, btw; you should try it sometime. :cool:
 
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