Ballad of the (recently) circumcised man

[cheeseyfatmonkey]

I can't comment on changes to my sex life as I'm not allowed to do that for about a month.

However, I can comment on changes to my lavatorial life. It seems that a foreskin slows down the flow of urine. It's all a bit uncivilised and poorly aimed at the moment.

My wife is very displeased .

After another painful wake up last night (stupid horny dream I can't remember) it appears I have busted a couple of stitches . Going to have to go back to the hospital later own to be sown up.

 

[Omnius]

I read somewhere they use foreskin that has removed during these procedures to treat burn victims.
Of course you knew that already, it's a very noble thing of you to do!

Found it:

Dermagraph is the only artificial skin product on the market made from human tissue. Made from human foreskin, Dermagraph-TC can make enough skin to cover six to eight football fields from one male sample.

http://www.burnsurvivor.com/resources_articles_artificialskin.html

 

[Scout101]

hmm, there's a "dick-face" joke in there somewhere, right?

and maybe 6-8 football fields is the max they can make from YOURS...

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I can't comment on changes to my sex life as I'm not allowed to do that for about a month.

However, I can comment on changes to my lavatorial life. It seems that a foreskin slows down the flow of urine. It's all a bit uncivilised and poorly aimed at the moment.

My wife is very displeased .

After another painful wake up last night (stupid horny dream I can't remember) it appears I have busted a couple of stitches . Going to have to go back to the hospital later own to be sown up.

Ouch. Hope you get it sorted, and it heals soon.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

hmm, there's a "dick-face" joke in there somewhere, right?

and maybe 6-8 football fields is the max they can make from YOURS...

Uh oh. I'm getting an idea for a new thread ...

 

[BigFoot]

^ Oh dear lord...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

You could have it made into a purse and if you're going away for a couple of days just give it a rub *Hey Presto* a weekend bag

 

[Stiletto]

I read somewhere they use foreskin that has removed during these procedures to treat burn victims.
Of course you knew that already, it's a very noble thing of you to do!

I heard that they use removed foreskin to replace people's eyelids. There was some type of problem associated with it though....

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I read somewhere they use foreskin that has removed during these procedures to treat burn victims.
Of course you knew that already, it's a very noble thing of you to do!

I heard that they use removed foreskin to replace people's eyelids. There was some type of problem associated with it though....

Yeah people tend to get a little cock eyed.

 

[BigFoot]

^ Holy jizzus

 

[FPAlpha]

Yo baldy.. how's the little lovestick doing?

 

[backstept]

Worf: "Little?"

 

[Stiletto]

I read somewhere they use foreskin that has removed during these procedures to treat burn victims.
Of course you knew that already, it's a very noble thing of you to do!

I heard that they use removed foreskin to replace people's eyelids. There was some type of problem associated with it though....

Yeah people tend to get a little cock eyed.

Thanks for finishing the joke!

 

[FlyingLemons]

Well, once everything heals up, it's great. Although I've never known any different, really...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I heard that they use removed foreskin to replace people's eyelids. There was some type of problem associated with it though....

Yeah people tend to get a little cock eyed.

Thanks for finishing the joke!

Always willing to lend a helping hand.

 

[cheeseyfatmonkey]

An unhappy update about the little fella:

Where the stitches have popped it appears I may have become infected (bacteria are fast little buggers). I'm now having to irrigate the wound 3 times a day and I am taking anitbiotics (augmentin).

I'm feeling fairly depressed about the whole thing. I've always been very good about my personal hygeine and I had to have lessons in cleaning it at the hospital the other day. I'm a Biology lecturer and felt quite patronised by the whole thing.

Tests should be back on Wednesday to identify the bacteria. I just want them to sow me up so I can get on with healing but I realise that that will just trap the bacteria and make it worse.



On the upside my wife took me to see 'The Hangover' last night and it was very funny.

 

[RoJoHen]

Aw man, that sucks.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Where the stitches have popped it appears I may have become infected (bacteria are fast little buggers). I'm now having to irrigate the wound 3 times a day and I am taking anitbiotics (augmentin).

Jesus. I am cringing in sympathetic pain and curled in a fetal position protecting my junk as I read this.

I'm sorry you're having to go through all of this, man.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

An unhappy update about the little fella:

Where the stitches have popped it appears I may have become infected (bacteria are fast little buggers). I'm now having to irrigate the wound 3 times a day and I am taking anitbiotics (augmentin).

I'm feeling fairly depressed about the whole thing. I've always been very good about my personal hygeine and I had to have lessons in cleaning it at the hospital the other day. I'm a Biology lecturer and felt quite patronised by the whole thing.

Tests should be back on Wednesday to identify the bacteria. I just want them to sow me up so I can get on with healing but I realise that that will just trap the bacteria and make it worse.



On the upside my wife took me to see 'The Hangover' last night and it was very funny.

The Hangover was good, but I don't think it's good enough to make you forget about that. Sorry to hear of your suffering. Hope you get sorted soon.

 

[Starbreaker]

Just reading that made me hurt!