I want to get drunk and make out with someone

[RoJoHen]

I find that hard to believe. Someone hot like you?

I'm a nice guy, and I actually to be friends with people before getting in their pants. It doesn't get me very far.

 

[Servo]

I successfully gotdrunk, but made the mistake of coming home after the missus had gone to sleep. No fun time for me.

 

[Daneel]

I find that hard to believe. Someone hot like you?

I'm a nice guy, and I actually to be friends with people before getting in their pants. It doesn't get me very far.

I hear ya', pally. I'm in pretty much the same boat. It's been a while for me too... in fact, this thread has made me realize that every time I've fooled around with someone (which hasn't been very often), I've been at least a little drunk. I don't think I can work up the courage to approach someone otherwise. Ugghh... I really need to work on that.

And i'm a virgin, actually.

What?! That's gotta be sarcasm... I mean, you flirt like the rest of us breathe air.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And i'm a virgin, actually.

What?! That's gotta be sarcasm... I mean, you flirt like the rest of us breathe air.

No, it's not. Oh sure i flirt. On line. And a lot in real life too, but by and large, i'm rather shy.

 

[RoJoHen]

I find that hard to believe. Someone hot like you?

I'm a nice guy, and I actually to be friends with people before getting in their pants. It doesn't get me very far.

I hear ya', pally. I'm in pretty much the same boat. It's been a while for me too... in fact, this thread has made me realize that every time I've fooled around with someone (which hasn't been very often), I've been at least a little drunk. I don't think I can work up the courage to approach someone otherwise. Ugghh... I really need to work on that.

My biggest problem is that I rarely meet anyone that I would want to fool around with sober.

When I do happen to meet such girls, they're always already in relationships. Damn the men who got there first!

 

[Daneel]

^^^^^^^
No kidding. I know it's usually women who make this complaint, but it often seems like all the good ones are taken!

And i'm a virgin, actually.

What?! That's gotta be sarcasm... I mean, you flirt like the rest of us breathe air.

No, it's not. Oh sure i flirt. On line. And a lot in real life too, but by and large, i'm rather shy.

Fair enough... I suppose you wouldn't be the first person whose on-line persona is more outlandish than their real-world one.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Hahaha yeah. Most of the time though, my on line persona is pretty dead on. Just ask those that have met me in person.

 

[RoJoHen]

Remind me never to meet you in person.

 

[Daneel]

^^^^^
It might solve your problem if you did...

 

[RoJoHen]

^^^^^
It might solve your problem if you did...

Um...nope, I'm not seeing it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^^^^^
It might solve your problem if you did...

Um...nope, I'm not seeing it.

I am.

 

[Daneel]

I had a feeling you would.

RoJo, I'm just trying to offer some suggestions... I made no promises about them being good suggestions.

 

[RoJoHen]

I had a feeling you would.

RoJo, I'm just trying to offer some suggestions... I made no promises about them being good suggestions.

Maybe if Shameless decided to have a sex change operation, but even that would be pushing it.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well you said that you wanted to get drunk and make out.

 

[Daneel]

Yeah, next time be more specific.

Well, this little three-way has been fun (whoa, that came out a tad dirtier than I'd intended ), but I think I'm going to call it a night for now. Good hunting gents!

 

[Emher]

Hell I could even forgo the drunk part. I actually realised with this thread that it's been pretty exactly three years since I kissed someone last, let alone made out with someone. That's pretty sad.

Yep, it will be 3 years next month since the last (oh, and also first) time I had sex. Made out with someone? Probably 2 year 10 months.

Really lame.

Well you got the sex part at least. I'm honestly at the point soon where I'm kinda just giving up the idea of ever having relations with a woman again. But then I realise that when after my brother moves out I'll be living alone, and I really can't handle that, I'll go crazy.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Hell I could even forgo the drunk part. I actually realised with this thread that it's been pretty exactly three years since I kissed someone last, let alone made out with someone. That's pretty sad.

Yep, it will be 3 years next month since the last (oh, and also first) time I had sex. Made out with someone? Probably 2 year 10 months.

Really lame.

Well you got the sex part at least. I'm honestly at the point soon where I'm kinda just giving up the idea of ever having relations with a woman again. But then I realise that when after my brother moves out I'll be living alone, and I really can't handle that, I'll go crazy.

What's so bad about living alone? I've lived alone for 7 years, been single for 6. While I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend I'm not desperate or depressed about the fact I haven't.

 

[Niorah]

Just curious why must people be drunk to do this?

Because if you make out with someone while sober you are held responsible for your actions.

You're just as responsible for your actions when you're drunk. Ask in any court of Law.

Besides I'm with RAMA on this, making out while drunk is possibly one of the saddest things ever in my view, how can you even enjoy it?

 

[RoJoHen]

Hell I could even forgo the drunk part. I actually realised with this thread that it's been pretty exactly three years since I kissed someone last, let alone made out with someone. That's pretty sad.

Yep, it will be 3 years next month since the last (oh, and also first) time I had sex. Made out with someone? Probably 2 year 10 months.

Really lame.

Well you got the sex part at least. I'm honestly at the point soon where I'm kinda just giving up the idea of ever having relations with a woman again. But then I realise that when after my brother moves out I'll be living alone, and I really can't handle that, I'll go crazy.

I've been living alone for just over a year now, and while I certainly don't mind the alone part, I do miss having roommates. I lived with the same guys for 3 years. They were/are my best friends, and I miss having them around.

 

[Emher]

Yep, it will be 3 years next month since the last (oh, and also first) time I had sex. Made out with someone? Probably 2 year 10 months.

Really lame.

Well you got the sex part at least. I'm honestly at the point soon where I'm kinda just giving up the idea of ever having relations with a woman again. But then I realise that when after my brother moves out I'll be living alone, and I really can't handle that, I'll go crazy.

What's so bad about living alone? I've lived alone for 7 years, been single for 6. While I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend I'm not desperate or depressed about the fact I haven't.

I've had people live with me all my life. I lived alone for 1½ monhts a few years back when my sis moved and my cousin moved in for a about a year. It was okay the first two weeks, then I started going increasingly nuts. The remaining weeks I was barely at home except, running over to friends and family all the time because I couldn't stand the silence.