I want to get drunk and make out with someone

[All Seeing Eye]

Maybe you should do the honest thing and let your wife know about your urges. Who knows, she might even join in.

Suicide is not something I find appealing, especially when my plan in life is to live forever.

 

[An Officer]

^ Yeah, absolutely nothing good is going to come of that.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

I'm on my way!

 

[Bob The Skutter]

What do you mean this isn't a meet up thread for like minded people?
Why did I even bother coming in here...

 

[Me-Ike]

Well, you're cute and I'm smashingly sexy, so that should work out.

Now all I need from you is a plane ticket and money for a new dress. Don't worry, I already got my eyes on something very pretty.

 

[AdAstra]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

Damn, am I too late for the party?

 

[Plecostomus]

Well, you're cute and I'm smashingly sexy, so that should work out.

Now all I need from you is a plane ticket and money for a new dress. Don't worry, I already got my eyes on something very pretty.

...and a big bag of pizza rolls.

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, you're cute and I'm smashingly sexy, so that should work out.

Now all I need from you is a plane ticket and money for a new dress. Don't worry, I already got my eyes on something very pretty.

...and a big bag of pizza rolls.

You always know just what to say.

 

[Deckerd]

I keep saying this but because we're in different timezones I never find out. Good to see you Pleco, hope you're well. That is all, as you were.

 

[Me-Ike]

Well, you're cute and I'm smashingly sexy, so that should work out.

Now all I need from you is a plane ticket and money for a new dress. Don't worry, I already got my eyes on something very pretty.

...and a big bag of pizza rolls.

You always know just what to say.

Actually, he does. Promise me pizza, coke, and scifi and I might just pay for the damn ticket myself.

I won't budge on the dress, though.

 

[Plecostomus]

Depends on what kind of coke you are after. If it's the soda kind made with real sugar not HFCS I got a bunker full in the basement.

 

[Me-Ike]

Depends on what kind of coke you are after. If it's the soda kind made with real sugar not HFCS I got a bunker full in the basement.

Real sugar. Chicken pizza. And ... you're kinda making me really wanna hang in front of the tv now, stuffing my face with food.
If anyone asks, I have a migraine.

 

[bigdaddy]

Fuck kissing get to the real stuff!

Please elaborate on the term "fuck kissing."

I can't there are too many children around.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I just wish my sis in law wouldn't walk around in a tight top, tight jeans and a red thong hanging out. Why must God test me in this fashion.

 

[Emher]

Hell I could even forgo the drunk part. I actually realised with this thread that it's been pretty exactly three years since I kissed someone last, let alone made out with someone. That's pretty sad.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

Want ot make out? Okay, 1 in 4 people have an STD. One of these people may or may not have one -- pick your random drunk make-out partner.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well aren't you a wet blanket?

 

[RoJoHen]

Hell I could even forgo the drunk part. I actually realised with this thread that it's been pretty exactly three years since I kissed someone last, let alone made out with someone. That's pretty sad.

Yep, it will be 3 years next month since the last (oh, and also first) time I had sex. Made out with someone? Probably 2 year 10 months.

Really lame.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I find that hard to believe. Someone hot like you?

And i'm a virgin, actually.

 

[Goji]

I've *never* done any of those things. But I've long since ceased to care about it too. *shrugs* I certainly don't consider it sad or lame.