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I want to get drunk and make out with someone

Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody. If it leads to the other things, great, but I don't need that right now. I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

Well, alright. But I'm not promising anything fantastic.

:guffaw:
 
I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

How is this possible? Aren't you a bartender at a TGI Friday's? You're clearly doing it wrong. :vulcan:
 
Hey, I'm available and I'm fuckin' filled to the brim with high moral fiber!


J.
You sound like a box of cereal.:lol:

:lol:

I'm fuckin' filled to the brim with 9 essential vitamins and minerals!


J.
Part of this complete breakfast.
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Yeah I gotta get out of here before he shows up, or we're all in trouble. But mostly me. :vulcan:
 
I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

How is this possible? Aren't you a bartender at a TGI Friday's? You're clearly doing it wrong. :vulcan:
I think you overestimate the quality of my clientele. They tend to be hicks who try to order cans of crappy beer and tip approximately 5%.

I sure Shameless will be along at any minute to make you feel better RoJoHen. :)
Frankly, I'm surprised he wasn't the first one to respond to this thread.
 
I really just feel like making out with someone. This has become increasingly more difficult to achieve since I stopped going to college. It's annoying.

How is this possible? Aren't you a bartender at a TGI Friday's? You're clearly doing it wrong. :vulcan:
I think you overestimate the quality of my clientele. They tend to be hicks who try to order cans of crappy beer and tip approximately 5%.

There is your chance right there.. you said someone which doesn't automatically mean women.

Get them real beer, they'll be drunk in an instant and then go to town!
 
I think you're looking for the Meet-ups forum...

And hey, if you're really, smashingly drunk, a lot of these standards that seem to be getting in your way will probably disappear. :D
 
Get a hooker?
Um, no.

You have to

1. drink
2. go to parties/clubs/bars
I do all of these things regularly.

At parties, I usually already know or have previously made out with the girls there. Or I dislike them and want nothing to do with them.

Clubs and bars, at least the ones around here, are terrible places to meet women unless you want to end up with several STDs.

Don't denigrate hookers. They have their function in society. Ask for "the girlfriend experience"...

Go to a bar you've never gone to before and give it a shot. I've seen girls so dirty that even their crabs had chlyamidia, but every once in awhile you need some new strange.
 
I think I've spotted the problem. It's not getting drunk; it's getting drunk and hogging the karaoke. Just step away from the microphone.
 
Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody.

Ya know, truth be told, I want to just go out get drunk and make out with a lass too but that would be cheating on my mrs. I don't wanna go have sex with another woman because I wouldn't do that to my wife EVER in a billion years, but the urge to just make out with another woman is there.
Is it wrong of me to want to make out with another lass? I wouldn't go any further than that but I just want to try some different lips. ;)
I wouldn't make out with another lass even though the urge is there because it would be wrong, i'd certainly hate my wife making out with another man, that's why i'd not do it.
 
Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody.

Ya know, truth be told, I want to just go out get drunk and make out with a lass too but that would be cheating on my mrs. I don't wanna go have sex with another woman because I wouldn't do that to my wife EVER in a billion years, but the urge to just make out with another woman is there.
Is it wrong of me to want to make out with another lass? I wouldn't go any further than that but I just want to try some different lips. ;)
I wouldn't make out with another lass even though the urge is there because it would be wrong, i'd certainly hate my wife making out with another man, that's why i'd not do it.

There's nothing wrong with FEELING that way, just with actually doing that. You're completely normal.

Well, as "normal" as any of us on the Trek BBS are, myself included.;)
 
Relationships? Sex? I don't even care about that shit right now. I just want to get drunk and make out with somebody.

Ya know, truth be told, I want to just go out get drunk and make out with a lass too but that would be cheating on my mrs. I don't wanna go have sex with another woman because I wouldn't do that to my wife EVER in a billion years, but the urge to just make out with another woman is there.
Is it wrong of me to want to make out with another lass? I wouldn't go any further than that but I just want to try some different lips. ;)
I wouldn't make out with another lass even though the urge is there because it would be wrong, i'd certainly hate my wife making out with another man, that's why i'd not do it.
Maybe you should do the honest thing and let your wife know about your urges. Who knows, she might even join in. :bolian:
 
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