Would you jump off a cliff if Superman asked you to?

[Jayson]

What would you do if Superman was pleading with you to jump off the cliff saying things like "Come on Dude, you know I will save your ass! I'm Superman! I made a bet with Batman I could talk someone into jumping off a cliff. Please,don't fuck me over on this! If i win I get the Batmobile and if he wins he gets my cape and I also have to wear Supergirl's outfit for year when fighting crime."

Would you trust Supreman enough that you would be willing to do something dangerous like this?


Jason

 

[Sketcher]

Not if it's Tom Welling asking. SPLAT!

 

[Checkmate]

If he was asking it that way, I definitely wouldn't. It'd be a clear indicator that he wasn't Superman but someone posing as him/affected by [colored/fake] kryptonite/influenced by magic/etc.

Because despite his similarities to the gods of old, Superman isn't as stupid as the God of the Old Testament (ie, Job) and wouldn't be duped like that by Batman/Satan.

 

[Lonemagpie]

If he was asking it that way, I definitely wouldn't. It'd be a clear indicator that he wasn't Superman but someone posing as him/affected by [colored/fake] kryptonite/influenced by magic/etc.

Because despite his similarities to the gods of old, Superman isn't as stupid as the God of the Old Testament (ie, Job) and wouldn't be duped like that by Batman/Satan.

Indeed.

Though, being more of a Bat-fan than a Supes-fan, I'd want to him to lose the bet anyway and so would still refuse!

 

[miraclefan]

(Peter Grifen)SUPERMAN! what are YOU doing here? (SUPES) I tore a hooker in half like a phone book because she mad a crack about me being faster then a speeding bullet!

 

[hyzmarca]

No. Never trust Superman.

 

[Davros]

Why would I trust Superman? He's not even human.

 

[miraclefan]

No. Never trust Superman.

WOW! he's a real PRICK ain't he?

Why would I trust Superman? He's not even human.

That's why I would only trust MIRACLEMAN. At least he IS human!(KIMOTA! *B00M* now he's SUPERHUMAN)

 

[3D Master]

No, not ever. Superman is a dick, so I'll never trust him.

 

[Kirkman1987]

No....

 

[Snaploud]

Most likely explanation:

I had completely lost my mind and Superman was a figment of my imagination....in which case I would not jump and hope somebody had some really powerful medication to put me on...

 

[Hermiod]

What would you do if Superman was pleading with you to jump off the cliff saying things like "Come on Dude, you know I will save your ass! I'm Superman! I made a bet with Batman I could talk someone into jumping off a cliff. Please,don't fuck me over on this! If i win I get the Batmobile and if he wins he gets my cape and I also have to wear Supergirl's outfit for year when fighting crime."

Would you trust Supreman enough that you would be willing to do something dangerous like this?

No, I wouldn't trust him. Goddamned capes are all the same.

 

[EnsignRicky]

No way. But that still wouldn't stop me from asking Batman what he would give me not too.

 

[Nardpuncher]

Since he's basically a proxy Jesus Christ...I'd say sure, why not?

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Nope -- what's in it for me? Also I can't stand Supes -- he's way too powerful -- and boring. Seeing him humiliated by Bats would be ace.

 

[Klaus]

Right after I see him save you...

 

[TheArsenal]

The only Superman I ever run into is on Hollywood Blvd. (along with Batman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and any other number of costumed characters). He's a bit skinny, his muscles seem to be made of foam, and I've never once seen him fly.

So, no.

 

[Antediluvian]

I'd give him the same answer i'd give anyone else who asked me that question: "Go fuck yourself."

Then, I would buy a delicious burrito ^_^

 

[sidious618]

No way. Superman sucks and I don't trust him.

 

[wamdue]

I dont see it in his character that he would, so no I would not jump as I would suspect that he is feeling out of character and so there is the risk he might not save me.