Hope you didn't have DOMINO'S-PIZZA!

[Triskelion]

Is that all? Yeah, make him eat jail-boogie sammiches for his punishment.

I'm so nostalgic right now, if that's the kind of thing that makes the news. I cry a little tear. You ever eat something and then when you're finished, the kitchen staff comes out to laugh and gag at you? Then you'll love China.

You should have seen the cab driver's hand that gave me my change today. It looked like a yellow-clawed, coke-scooping zombie feces-flinger.

 

[gwud]

Well so far today I've been put of Chicken Korma because it apparently looks like baby poo and now Domino's.

Will there be any of my favourite foods left?

 

[Amaris]

I despise Dominos Pizza anyway.
It tastes like pizzafied dreck.

J.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well so far today I've been put of Chicken Korma because it apparently looks like baby poo and now Domino's.

Will there be any of my favourite foods left?

Time to eat healthy then ... *shudders*

 

[miraclefan]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

If you don't mind...what does ''spunk'' mean?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

Ewww!

 

[Garibaldi O'brien]

I don't doubt it. Back in high school one my friends was very proud that he stirred the pizza sauce at his local Little Caesar's with his penis. To this day I can't eat their pizza cause all I can think of is "penis pizza".

/Clean food only!

 

[Pingfah]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

This is untrue.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

This is untrue.

What makes you say that?

 

[Danoz]

Put mildly, Dominoes is pretty gross pizza anyway. Even so.. I think we're missing the true culprit of these terrible acts...

Honestly, I hope they get the worst possibly penalty for this (1 year in jail, EACH) and that this gets a lot of media attention. Not so much to discredit the chain, but to make an example of people who do this kind of thing to food.

There was a Chipoltle food poisoning scare on my college campus a few years ago. That made the national news but I waited in the longest Chipoltle line in existence today for a delicious burrito.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The noid does ruin pizzas!

 

[Gertch]

Don't eat the schnitzel; they're using schnauzer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This doesn't surprise me. There was a case a while back about a McDonalds around here where a couple of the guys who worked there would spunk in the Mayonnaise. They'd been doing it pretty much every day they worked there.

This is untrue.

What makes you say that?

It's an urban legend. Linky

 

[miraclefan]

I don't doubt it. Back in high school one my friends was very proud that he stirred the pizza sauce at his local Little Caesar's with his penis. To this day I can't eat their pizza cause all I can think of is "penis pizza".

/Clean food only!

! I JUST had Little Caecar's YESTERDAY!! If this is true, he should have his ''penis'' hacked off and fed to rabid dogs and make him watch as they EAT IT!

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I had already sworn off of Domino's pizza. I ordered one a few weeks ago for the first time in a couple of years. It tasted like they started using some kind of liquid polymer instead of mozzarella cheese.

 

[John Picard]

I had already sworn off of Domino's pizza. I ordered one a few weeks ago for the first time in a couple of years. It tasted like they started using some kind of liquid polymer instead of mozzarella cheese.

I gave up Domino's years ago because it has no taste, and I gave up Pizza Hut years ago because their stuff is always swimming in grease/oil. Papa John's and Little Caesar's is the only pizza I'll eat these days; however, we have a local chain, called "Hideaway Pizza" that's good stuff.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This is untrue.

What makes you say that?

It's an urban legend. Linky

Trust me, this happened, I have it on good authority.

 

[Pingfah]

Unless your next words were going to be "because it was me", then you do not have it on good authority.

 

[Amaris]

I had already sworn off of Domino's pizza. I ordered one a few weeks ago for the first time in a couple of years. It tasted like they started using some kind of liquid polymer instead of mozzarella cheese.

I gave up Domino's years ago because it has no taste, and I gave up Pizza Hut years ago because their stuff is always swimming in grease/oil. Papa John's and Little Caesar's is the only pizza I'll eat these days; however, we have a local chain, called "Hideaway Pizza" that's good stuff.

We have a local Cassano's Pizza that usually makes the little square sliced pizza, but you can order a hand tossed regular sliced pizza. I ordered one the other day for the first time (just cheese and pepperoni). The crust was delicious, and the pizza just melts in your mouth. Oh it was fantastic! The pizza was $14 and it was the only time this week we've ordered out, but it was worth every penny.

J.