most icky sex thing you would do for your lover?

[Robert Maxwell]

^ Dude, that's gross.

I'm gonna say the exact opposite...I'd do anything except things that involve the ass and/or waste material. That's just *too* icky.

This.

 

[TheSeeker]

^Actually I'd be more afraid to know what Hermiod's sexual preferences are given the fact that he has stated on more than one occasion that they are a little out of the ordinary. (yet I still find myself strangely curious)

They're nothing I care to discuss in this thread, but it's nothing particularly scary or out of the ordinary. Since I don't have the opportunity put anything in to practice anyway, none of it really matters.

Fair enough.

 

[JuanBolio]

As long as the asshole is clean, there's no real problem. Its just skin.

 

[DeafPoet]

As long as the asshole is clean, there's no real problem. Its just skin.

Yeah, the ass is fair game as far as I'm concerned.

I think I draw the line at poop though.

 

[Emher]

I'll let ya'll know when I have a sex life.

 

[unimatrix7]

Bodily fluids (and, erm, solids) are a big no no. Dunno bout anything else. I guess it depends on WHO as much as WHAT. I'll decide as it comes I guess

 

[Squiggy]

If she has a hole, I'll attempt to put my dick in it.

 

[Trekker4747]

If she has a hole, I'll attempt to put my dick in it.

Man, I'd hate to be your bowling ball.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Actually listen to her talk instead of reading the paper.

 

[Starbreaker]

The Reverse Rick Moranis.

 

[JuanBolio]

The Reverse Rick Moranis.

Do fill me in...

 

[Starbreaker]

It's a joke from How I Met Your Mother

www.canadiansexacts.org

 

[USS Triumphant]

It's a joke from How I Met Your Mother

And the funniest part about the joke is the harassment they're putting someone at CBS through. I don't know if you're aware of this, but CBS and a lot of the networks have policies that say that if a URL is mentioned in one of their shows, they have to acquire it.

HIMYM is one of a handful of shows that I've noticed abusing the policy to insure there is at least one such website every few weeks.

Admittedly, it ends up being good "value-added content" for the show, but you still know there has to be some IT guy at CBS reading over the script and saying, "I've got to register canadiansexacts.org?! Oh good lord."

 

[exodus]

Water Sports!





.....and the thread grinds to a dead halt.

 

[JuanBolio]

Water Sports!





.....and the thread grinds to a dead halt.

I'd try that.

 

[exodus]

Water Sports!





.....and the thread grinds to a dead halt.

I'd try that.

Why am I not surprised.

 

[Bloodwhiner]

I draw the line using my "P" rule -- no Pussy involving Pain, Piss, Poop - Period.

 

[the Dagman]

Most icky? Well, I do have my official red-wings. It was accidental and embarrassing for her. But all it took to correct for me was a shower, which I was going to take anyway. So I just regarded it as a "shit happens" moment and disregarded the "icky".

The line I draw is with multiple partners, in that mine is the only dick allowed. I had run into an old girlfriend (technically, she was one of an old girlfriend's two roommates) who proposed having another session, just with her and her current boyfriend. I declined. Seeing another guy's dick in those situations really ruins the mood for me.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

The Reverse Rick Moranis.

Do fill me in...

That's what she said.

 

[Guartho]

As long as the asshole is clean, there's no real problem. Its just skin.

I freely confess to having a female (clean) asshole fetish and and oral fixation.

It does annoy my wife occasionally, but once in a great while it makes her day. It's a rare combination of me being brave enough to try for it and her being in a kinky enough mood to like it.