DS9 Caption That # "For The Love Of Grilka"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

and extra credit

 

[Rat Boy]

Bashir realizes he forgot to undo some parts of Quark's sex change operation.

Yes, yes, "not a merry man," we get it. Sheesh.

Ferrell: "Line?"

Patinkin: "Five dollar foot long? What gave it away?"

 

[26138]

Bashir: Quark, they're called assless chaps because your rear is supposed to be exposed, not your front...

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Bashir: "I got your message! I've come, Quark! I didn't walk, I ran!"
Quark: "That was an ad. For the BAR."
Bashir: "...Oh. I... I see. If you need me, I-I'll be in my quarters. Alone. "

Worf: "Did he say five dollar foot longs!? I'll take twelve! Today is a bad day to diet!"

To his utter horror, Worf realized that he was dating a LARPer.


and extra credit

Patinkin: "I swear, I had nothing to do with that movie. Don't blame me!"

 

[Santa Kang]

WORF: Uh, she's not with me. In fact, I've never seen her before in my life.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

To his utter horror, Worf realized that he was dating a LARPer.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I almost fell out of my chair at that one!!!!

 

[Daneel]

DAX: "YOU WANT SUMMA' THIS?!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "Constable Odo, that's a new look for you."
Odo: "Don't ask!" mumbling "Nerys and her stupid warped fantasies."

Worf: "Bolians? More trouble than they're worth, stupid blue skinned bifurcated cowardly traitors...

Yes, I know, he's behind me. And if he so much as speaks, I'll gut him with a breadknife!"

Worf's ultimate test of stoicism. Not pissing himself laughing everytime Jadzia tried to act tough.

Patinkin: "Look at the contract you useless buffoon! It's stipulated on every show. When I make this gesture, there should be female breasts in these hands within 60 seconds. You've ten seconds left before your ass is fired."

 

[Triskelion]

Jadzia: Welcome to the House of Worf! Come regale us of stories of battles past over RACHT and BLOODWINE!
Worf: And taquitos.

 

[apenpaap]

Until this moment, Dax had always managed to hide the fact that the Wicked Witch of the West had been one of her hosts.

 

[Rat Boy]

Patinkin: "No, I'm not doing the Inigo Montoya bit, I don't care if you have fifty bucks."

 

[Daneel]

BASHIR: "Wow! I had no idea a Ferengi could grow a handlebar moustache!"

Dax knew this would happen: Just as she had finished the crescendo of the Klingon opera Kahless and Lukara, Worf forgot the next verse.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: "Constipated?"
Dax: "Yeah, a little."
Worf: "Prune Juice."

 

[Piper]

"It is not honourable for that bartender to be taking a whizz in public like that!"

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

"It is not honourable for that bartender to be taking a whizz in public like that!"

AAAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I hadn't even noticed the Bolian's pose until this!!!

 

[Navaros]

Sid: You didn't really sell my off-the-record comments about how I really feel about Terry's acting to the tabloids, did you?

Worf: How dare they skip over DS9 to make a lame TOS rehash movie instead! This is not honorable!

Terry: ALRIGHT! WHERE'S SID?!!!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Bashir:"Quark were you with Grilka last night, and do you realize your face looks like a glazed doughnut?"

Worf: "That Bolian has defiled the Prune juice, and now he shall die!"

Jadzia:"I'm PMSing what the fuck do you want Bitch!?"

Patinkin: "Wait a minuet you want me to play a character called Sam Francisco, well its better than Matthew Shithead"

 

[T'Boggan]

Bashir " Sorry about the pinchers Quark but these Klingon Crabs are tough little buggers!"

Worf: "War...what is it good for Heuugghh! "

Jadzia:" Itsa no good ama no gonna marry the sonofabeech! Ee's a not a good a Catholic boy!"

Patinkin: "No I said Ten Martini's, I've got to check the new Star Trek Movie for Canon errors!"

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "Get that bastard Ferengi and shove his head in a septic tank with lead weights around his ears!"

"What?"

 

[Mistral]

Jadzia: "You want to take him! (God, I just can't get into this part, I'm telling you-oh, yeah) "You have to come through me! And my glowing knife-thingy!"

Worf: "Shit, she blew that. I'm gonna die."