Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"You feelin' okay, Jim? What...what's wrong? You look awful."

SULU:"Let him be, Doctor. He just found out stone-washed jeans and UGG boots went out of style CENTURIES ago."

 

[cooleddie74]

DOCTOR:"You're not finished yet...there are SEVEN more still on their way out!!"

WINONA:"DAMN YOU, Risan fertility goddess!!!!"

 

[trampledamage]

McCoy to Sulu: If your idea of using Kirk's dead body to fool Nero that we still have a Captain is going to succeed, you'll definitely need some string to hold up his head.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

This people is what is going to happen to the Trek XI forum when Star Trek hits theaters on May 8th. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

 

[trampledamage]

off-topic, for which I apologise, but this question is driving me crazy - why on earth is George Kirk kneeling on the chair? (Other than the suggestion given in this thread that he's changing the light bulb...)

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE KIRK:"Our bridge goes to 11 !!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Great.

Sulu, shake him and wake his ass up. I keep tellin' him heroin makes ya nod off at inopportune moments."

 

[M'Sharak]

off-topic, for which I apologise, but this question is driving me crazy - why on earth is George Kirk kneeling on the chair? (Other than the suggestion given in this thread that he's changing the light bulb...)

Spoiler: Best guess is that

...he has been seated in the chair until the point at which the Kelvin crashes into the Space Octopus, at which time George becomes airborne (in this shot, the chair is actually several feet behind him, but perspective makes it less than obvious) and sails through the air (as seen in the trailer) before his progress is abruptly arrested by the left side of the main viewer.

Ah, the old days, before inertial dampeners robbed the bridge of much excitement and bodies flying around!

 

[Piper]

Unaware he was in the way, the oblivious red-eyed alien stared into the camera as the scene began shooting.

 

[Rat Boy]

George Kirk: "They should have listened to Commander Sato and PUT IN SEATBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTS!"

 

[trampledamage]

off-topic, for which I apologise, but this question is driving me crazy - why on earth is George Kirk kneeling on the chair? (Other than the suggestion given in this thread that he's changing the light bulb...)

Spoiler: Best guess is that

...he has been seated in the chair until the point at which the Kelvin crashes into the Space Octopus, at which time George becomes airborne (in this shot, the chair is actually several feet behind him, but perspective makes it less than obvious) and sails through the air (as seen in the trailer) before his progress is abruptly arrested by the left side of the main viewer.

Ah, the old days, before inertial dampeners robbed the bridge of much excitement and bodies flying around!

Many thanks! Now to work out what on earth he has got in his pockets...

 

[M'Sharak]

"Well, I can't tell you that, but I can guarantee you that it's Starfleet-issuuuuuuuuuuuue."

 

[Rat Boy]

George Kirk: "This is what I get for cheating with Thirteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"

 

[Gertch]

"A baby? I thought I shat myself."

"Okay, you guys were right. This is a stupid way to siiiiiiiit."

Kirk: "Will you quit farting. I'm trying to do a dramatic lookup here."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Kirk: Guys I'm trying to file my Captain's log here could you give me a little privacy [thinks to self: Why the hell did they put the toliet in the center of the bridge.]

 

[Amaris]

GEORGE KIRK:"Our bridge goes to 11 !!!!!"

Pure awesome and win.

J.

 

[trampledamage]

"Well, I can't tell you that, but I can guarantee you that it's Starfleet-issuuuuuuuuuuuue."

okay, this makes no sense by itself - it's in response to my post above it. Sorry for quoting out of context

 

[Nerys Myk]

George Kirk suddenly materializes on the Enterprise:

GEORGE: My eyes!!!! My eyes!!! What's with all the freaking lights!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "We've got no captain and no first officer to replace him...on second thought, I think we're good for another twelve minutes."

 

[Outpost4]

Weekend at Bernie's, Part III