Trek Lit Limericks
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He'd best Mack the Knife's score
A scribe with the nickname of Bubba
No relation to chewing gum, Hubba
Knew that if he could kill more
He'd best Mack the Knife's score
And crash the funerals with his tuba
(Bit of a surreal piece, admittedly). Next:
There once was a zhavey of Andor
No relation to chewing gum, Hubba
Knew that if he could kill more
He'd best Mack the Knife's score
And crash the funerals with his tuba
(Bit of a surreal piece, admittedly). Next:
There once was a zhavey of Andor
There once was a zhavey of Andor
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
ARRRGH!
You know ... some people just avoid the obvious set-up ... I now return you to the limerick in progress ...
There once was a zhavey of Andor
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
^ 
I see nothing obvious (other than the fact that "Bubba" is a bitch of word to rhyme).
Curious how the person who started this game is the one who seems to be enjoying it the least, isn't it?
I see nothing obvious (other than the fact that "Bubba" is a bitch of word to rhyme). Curious how the person who started this game is the one who seems to be enjoying it the least, isn't it?
Actually, I'm laughing a great deal ... for all the wrong reasons ... kind of like The Joker ...
Bubba ... "kill more"
Bubba ... "kill more"
Bubba ... "kill more"
Bubba ... "kill more"
Yeah, well I set it up for a Dilmore rhyme, but maybe not everyone got the reference!
Anyway:
There once was a zhavey of Andor
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
"If you put me near Therin
There once was a zhavey of Andor
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
"If you put me near Theri
I'll have to grow hair in
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
"If you put me near Theri
I'll have to grow hair in
There once was a zhavey of Andor
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
"If you put me near Therin
I'll have to grow hair in
Some places that might attract dander."
A hopeless old Pakled named Floob
Who exclaimed with unswerving candor,
"If you put me near Therin
I'll have to grow hair in
Some places that might attract dander."
A hopeless old Pakled named Floob
A hopeless old Pakled named Floob
Got stuck in a Jefferies tube
Got stuck in a Jefferies tube
A hopeless old Pakled named Floob
Got stuck in a Jeff-er-ies tube.
A quick decompress
Provided egress:
He shot out into a Borg Cube!
Got stuck in a Jeff-er-ies tube.
A quick decompress
Provided egress:
He shot out into a Borg Cube!
floob doesn't rhyme with tube.
oh...
wait... damn yankee accent, it's toob to you isn't it...not choob.
oh...
wait... damn yankee accent, it's toob to you isn't it...not choob.
A large majority of us tend not to pronounce the u-glide in words like "dew" and "tube".
On their wedding night, Riker and Troi
On their wedding night, Riker and Troi
Decided to try a new toy
Decided to try a new toy
On their wedding night, Riker and Troi
Decided to try a new toy
On a DS Lite they
Decided to try a new toy
On a DS Lite they
Edit: JustKate beat me to it 
