Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's vengeance is like Robau's rise to command, swift, without mercy, and blood as hell.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau puts Baby in a corner.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau isn't stopped by snowfall in England. He melts the snow by glaring at it. Neither does he depend on the frakked up public transport... like I do *sigh*.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain robau levels planets just for the hell of it.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Captain Robau doesn't listen to the weather forecast. He makes the weather.

 

[Plecostomus]

...and today's forecast is mostly Robau in the morning with a swift kick in the ass this evening!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau can rally a fleet around him in two seconds. And he only does this so he can make them watch him kick ass.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau is so awesome that he subsists mainly on a diet of Burger King and Hot Pockets simply because he cannot boil water without burning it with his rage. Hot Pockets are the ONLY food that he cannot incinerate by glaring at it.

Burger King named the Angry Whopper after him.

 

[ITL]

Robau's stare is so intense it can baconize a pig at twenty paces.

 

[Plecostomus]

I once ran past Captain Robau and sliced a chunk off of him. I took the slice home and fried it up and served it with some home-fries and a glass of orange juice.

This must be what God tastes like.


Too bad that he murdered my entire family, ruined my credit, beheaded my wife, crashed my car and all that... I mean who needs that when one can brag about eating Robau Bacon.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau scares Sam Jackson.

 

[Plecostomus]

Ya know after all this Captain Robau better live up to expectations or I'm going to be quite upset. I might even renounce him and rejoin the Latter Day Saints!

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau is so awesome, if you post in a thread about how awesome he is, you won't be able to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of it all and die. And your dog will die too.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is so awesome, if you post in a thread about how awesome he is, you won't be able to comprehend the sheer awesomeness of it all and die. And your dog will die too.

Then why am I still alive?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau likes to move it, move it.
Captain Robau likes to move it, move it.
Captain Robau likes to move it, move it.
Captain Robau likes to...move it!

 

[ITL]

Robau once eat some Uranium for a bet. Now, his arse glows in the dark and can be used as a space-beacon in emergency situations.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nope, his ass was like that to begin with. And his eyes, too. He is a god, afterall.

 

[ITL]

Nope, his ass was like that to begin with. And his eyes, too. He is a god, afterall.

And so begins The Holy Schism Of The Glowing Arse.

 

[Plecostomus]

Nope, his ass was like that to begin with. And his eyes, too. He is a god, afterall.

Wrong, he is not a God, he *is* God. He's the motherfucking Father, the cuntlicking Son and the Holy FUCKING Ghost baby... he's THAT awesome!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau has the power to crush a man instantly without even using his hands.