I'm dating an older woman!

[archeryguy1701]

once wrote a book about murdering me

It's a relief to know that the paranoia hasn't subsided yet.

tried to "rape me in the bathroom" as some guy said above...

I'm just "some guy" now? Dammit.

who's going to believe all that? My girlfriend would think I'm crazy!

I would say your girlfriend (I'm now calling her Olga because "your girlfriend" is getting old and repetetive) would fit in well here. We don't believe you and think you're crazy as well.

Plus I kind of like having my cousin around.

And yet later on, you wonder how to get rid of her. Hmmm...

BUT I DO KNOW BETTER.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. I betcha. Ok!

What's annoying is, as I said, my girlfriend really likes my cousin and likes going out partying with her

How dare she have friends that you don't approve of! She should be ashamed!

She even praised my cousin for being so open about her sexuality and said that if everyone was like that there would be no wars or terrorism.

My above statement about her fitting in well here? I take it back. She definately belongs with you.

She hasn't even made sex eyes at me.

Huh?

No, it really happened. My cousin is so a manipulative genius that she can make even me question my sanity.

I don't think it's genious on her part... it very well may be a lack-there-of on the other end.

And my leg really was hurt and I did do more damaged to it. I'll be in the cast for an extra three weeks. I'M NEVER GETTING OUT. I FEEL LIKE DOCTOR HOUSE.

Never, never compare yourself to Dr. House! If you ruin House for me, I will never forgive you! Maybe House and Cuddy or House and Cameron are cousins... Oh God!!

 

[Australis]

Plus I kind of like having my cousin around.

Operation This Will End Badly is a go!

 

[Gary Mitchell]

How can I get rid of my cousin?

Plus I kind of like having my cousin around.

So, which is it? You like having her around but you want to get rid of her?

 

[Holdfast]

How can I get rid of my cousin?

Plus I kind of like having my cousin around.

So, which is it? You like having her around but you want to get rid of her?

He can do both. He needs to kill her and bury her under the patio.

Two birds, one stone.

Well, one bird & one paving slab, anyway...

 

[Squiggy]

Kill her and then one "all night long sexy party time"?

 

[Holdfast]

Kill her and then one "all night long sexy party time"?

You have all the best ideas.

 

[Squiggy]

I'm made of win.

 

[Trekker4747]

I'm made of win.

That's not win.

 

[kimc]

^^^
I sense a change in the storyline - I'd lay odds eventually we'll see him post about a supposed '3-Way' between him, his cousin and 'the girlfriend'. Any takers?

I wouldn't bet against it.

 

[Australis]

Quick, let's tell him, "Dood, a 3 way with your cousin and you GF (Olga? Lola? Whatever) is a Relly Bad Idea!" Then he's SURE to do it!!

 

[Trekker4747]

Quick, let's tell him, "Dood, a 3 way with your cousin and you GF (Olga? Lola? Whatever) is a Relly Bad Idea!" Then he's SURE to do it!!

Oh! And then "Chuck" can walk in on them and be shocked by the horror of reality!

 

[Nobody]

^^^
I sense a change in the storyline - I'd lay odds eventually we'll see him post about a supposed '3-Way' between him, his cousin and 'the girlfriend'. Any takers?

I wouldn't bet against it.

We've been betting on threesomes since day 1 (or since Batgirl came in) and it's never happened. To be honest, I've given up hope.

BTW, I checked, the cousin was only met one year (technically, 13 months) ago -- MadBaggins time strikes again!



-nobody

 

[Space Cowboy]

Personally, I hope that he doesn't walk in on Olga and the Cousin getting it on or something to that effect. It would suck and be a total ripoff of season 1. But I'm counting on it due to the predictable nature of this series. I'd like to see Olga and the Cousin come to blows and MB have to choose between the two of them, and ultimately having to settle for the Cousin when Olga catches the Cousin naked and straddled on a drunk and restrained MB.

 

[Nobody]

I think we need to seriously consider MB fan fiction or get some of these folks on the writing staff.



-nobody

 

[Jono]

I'm going to predict something that's out there. The cousin will hook up with the ex-husband (or soon to be ex, can't remember if they finalised everything) of Olga, causing much tension and upping the ante for a foursome.

 

[sidious618]

Wow, this thread has fallen back to page 4. We clearly need an update.

 

[Australis]

I was only thinking this myself. A wwk since the last post. What wbil has befallen our hero snadwich?

 

[Trekker4747]

I was only thinking this myself. A wwk since the last post. What wbil has befallen our hero snadwich?

And remember kids, don't post drunk!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I'm going to predict something that's out there. The cousin will hook up with the ex-husband (or soon to be ex, can't remember if they finalised everything) of Olga, causing much tension and upping the ante for a foursome.

Is girlfriend's name now officially Olga..... as in canon official? I'd like some confirmation on that, please.

 

[archeryguy1701]

^It was a nickname I gave her to simplify things.... but seeing how it has caught on, I think we can call it canon.

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