I think that may have been the best commentary yet.
I'm dating an older woman!
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With just a hint of Aids.
Well my girlfriend and Lisa and Chuck came back. It was great to see Lisa and Chuck again. I love those little guys. Lisa had been writing another play on the way back and she was keen to show me it. I felt a pang of pain in my heart, her so innocent to the world, knowing that one day that innocence will be shattered. I WON'T LET THAT DAY COME ANYTIME SOON.
I felt nothing for my girlfriend and she felt nothing for me. I could see it in her eyes. I was wrong about her loving me. Oh well. I don't know what's changed. Maybe seeing her dying crimply old gran soured her on life. Probably that. It's funny now, I think there's an understanding that we both know how the other feels but we're staying together because we're trapped in the relationship BY OUR OWN CHOICE. I feel like I'm in one of these bleak movies about american subburban life, like American Pie or that one with Kate Winslet pretending to be american.
I asked what age her gran (she's still alive by the way, thanks for the concern) is and she told me 93. It was Chuck who told me she was "nearly 100". 93 is not nearly 100. ESPECIALLY not for a 93 year old. Seven years is a LONG time for one of them and realistically there's only a very small chance she'll make it to 100. I'll have to explain this to Chuck.
When they went out to the store to buy a wrestling DVD for Chuck my cousin sidled over smoking a cigarette (INDOORS) and said "so are you going to tell the desperate housewife what you did?"
I said "Stop playing these games with me, Alicia. We could be together in another state if you just let it happen."
She laughed cruelly and said she's not that desperate, unlike my girlfriend. I had to agree with that. But I told her to stop playing the love games anyway.
"Games? Love games?" she said. Then she typed something into the computer and told me to look at it, then walked calmly outside (she still hasn't come back.) On the computer was this.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yLOUT-L4Q
I have no FUCKING IDEA what this is all about. Life is too complicated.
I felt nothing for my girlfriend and she felt nothing for me. I could see it in her eyes. I was wrong about her loving me. Oh well. I don't know what's changed. Maybe seeing her dying crimply old gran soured her on life. Probably that. It's funny now, I think there's an understanding that we both know how the other feels but we're staying together because we're trapped in the relationship BY OUR OWN CHOICE. I feel like I'm in one of these bleak movies about american subburban life, like American Pie or that one with Kate Winslet pretending to be american.
I asked what age her gran (she's still alive by the way, thanks for the concern) is and she told me 93. It was Chuck who told me she was "nearly 100". 93 is not nearly 100. ESPECIALLY not for a 93 year old. Seven years is a LONG time for one of them and realistically there's only a very small chance she'll make it to 100. I'll have to explain this to Chuck.
When they went out to the store to buy a wrestling DVD for Chuck my cousin sidled over smoking a cigarette (INDOORS) and said "so are you going to tell the desperate housewife what you did?"
I said "Stop playing these games with me, Alicia. We could be together in another state if you just let it happen."
She laughed cruelly and said she's not that desperate, unlike my girlfriend. I had to agree with that. But I told her to stop playing the love games anyway.
"Games? Love games?" she said. Then she typed something into the computer and told me to look at it, then walked calmly outside (she still hasn't come back.) On the computer was this.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J7yLOUT-L4Q
I have no FUCKING IDEA what this is all about. Life is too complicated.
The video is a classic.
Is that video a hidden-camera from the party they had the "other night."
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I’m going to start all this off by saying I’m a little drunkl and since I’m moving tomorrow…I’m pissed you’re forcing me to do all this NOW. Bastard!
Yes. Because the pool of semen and woman juice on the couch really shows that you care.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
A play written by a 10 year old in a the back seat of a car? I can’t wait.
SPOILER ALERT! (He’ll bang them all when they’re of legal age in whatever shire he calls home)
You were also wrong about everything else you’ve posted. Well done!
Meh. Fuck her.
Um…you’re fucking random men on her couch?
Or the fucking of random men on her couch. Either or.
As compared to Islamic extremists holding you hostage? Thanks for the clarification. I know the audience was confused.
That “one” with Kate Winslet pretending (acting) to be American? You mean…all of them? Has she ever play a Brit? Oh well…doesn’t matter. She has nice tits and we’ve seen her bush. Speaking of…how’s your cousin?
Since there was absolutely no concern as none of us give two fucks about your girlfriend’s grandmother’s health…I’m guessing this was sarcasm yet I’m lost because you didn’t s-p-e-l-l out your emotions by using needless exposition. Please correct this in the future as this makes me very angry.
Your girlfriend doesn’t know history or math OR she’s a lot older than you think she is. Cut her open and count the rings. It’s the only way to be sure.
You should punish him. That McCain loving fucker!
But…it is.
I think you have this backwards. Relatively speaking, 7 years is nothing for someone who has already lived 13 times that long. 7 years will pass by in no time!
You don’t understand “humanity”…do you?
Yes. No way anyone will regret having that conversation.
THAT BITCH!
I’m sure, you being a higher order of mankind “atune with the universe” would own up to your failings and admit and confess…
Another state? Let’s note this plot hole for future reference…
You’re equating love with fucking. This is not the case. Since neither one of you (or any one of your characters) experience ANY sort of human emotion, it is not love. It is fucking. You stick you penis in your cousin because you’re sexually aroused by the sight of any nude female. It happens. It’s sex. It isn’t love.
Ah yes. Why the hell would someone who had easy access to another “state” pull up something on the UK version of youtube? The plot doth thicken!!!
I have a simple solution.
Neither does the audience which is why we tune in to see if the next episode will make things clearer, answer some questions or tie everything all together.
Sort of like Lost. Except for a lot more incest.
Trekker, Shannon and Boone excluded.
I very rarely post anything serious in this threat but:
MB, if you really do care for those kids you'll end your relationship with their mother. Some people think that sticking together just because they have kids is the right thing to do, it's not. Kids are not stupid...at least not until they hit a certain age. They'll recognise the lack of love and commitment between you two and that can be more hurtful for them then in the longer term then you leaving her in the short term.
Oh god, did I just type that. I feel dirty for taking this stuff seriously.
MB, if you really do care for those kids you'll end your relationship with their mother. Some people think that sticking together just because they have kids is the right thing to do, it's not. Kids are not stupid...at least not until they hit a certain age. They'll recognise the lack of love and commitment between you two and that can be more hurtful for them then in the longer term then you leaving her in the short term.
Oh god, did I just type that. I feel dirty for taking this stuff seriously.
I'm not well-versed in Kate Winslet, but I know she voiced a British rat in Flushed Away.
That's it. Show's over.
FUCK! DID NOT MEAN TO TYPE THAT. Could a mod or modmin PLEASE edit that name out of my post (and the one quoting it (and this one.)) I do NOT want people from here looking into my real life after what happened last time.
Thank you for your concern and you know I had actually thought of all that independantly of you (I just read your post for the first time.) I am making more of an effort with my girlfriend. I did love her once and I need to get that feeling back. It's just that I've seen so much since then. Innocence onece lost can never be regained. But I'll keep trying to love her. I think she's trying with me too. We held hands while we were watching Battlestar Galactica on Friday. It was a nice warm moment.
There are MILLIONS of Alicias on this planet. Unless someone is very dedicated and has a LOT of time on their hands I think the ONE Alicia who happens to be your cousing will be fine. Lacking a last name and a home town makes it hard to stalk people.
After what happened last time?
You do realize that there are more than one Alicia in the world (well, the real world anyways. I won't speculate about the world of the MB Saga)? And that the first name tells us nothing? And that anyone who is going to read this thread already has, so basically everyone is going to know that the name is Alicia, even if it gets deleted?
Ben Grimm is gonna be pissed at you, Baggins!
Yeah, the information is already out there. Even if the name is edited out of all our posts, we remember, and some people will probably continue using it just to be dicks. So... it can't be undone.After what happened last time?
You do realize that there are more than one Alicia in the world (well, the real world anyways. I won't speculate about the world of the MB Saga)? And that the first name tells us nothing? And that anyone who is going to read this thread already has, so basically everyone is going to know that the name is Alicia, even if it gets deleted?
It's probably not a big deal though.
So we know your cousin with Asperger's name in Alicia. So what?
I think she's safe. Although a modmin might be along at any minute to remove these references.
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