Having Aspergers doesn't make you handicapped.
I'm dating an older woman!
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Having Aspergers doesn't make you handicapped.
All I remember was that she had an issue that had people in the beginning saying, "Don't get with her because she's your cousin and she may not be all there mentally." Considering the absurdity of the rest of these threads, I'm fine with calling my previous statement close enough.
The people who were saying that have (had) a gross misunderstanding of what Aspergers is. It's very-high functioning Autism. It's believed some of the greatest minds that've ever lived and are living have it.
It's nothing more than just being a social oddball.
It is entirely possible.
Click on those DVD covers a few pages back. You'll be glad you did.
For a given value of glad.
ETA: D'oh! archeryguy beat me. Ah well, enjoy.
For a given value of enjoy.
And in the next five consecutive sentences you show us that your character doesn't give a fuck about what is "adult" or he doesn't really know what "adult" means.
Aside from the cursing like a sailor (which you have previously railed against), you're blaming a hardship on your leg rather than the moronic actions which lead to it.
Failing to accept responsibility for one's own actions: not adult.
"Partying hard": not adult.
You were too drunk to make it up a flight of stairs yet you're assigning blame to your cousin. You're also not telling the doctor. Your doctor wouldn't give a fuck how you hurt it nor can he tell anyone if you did tell him.
Both of these: VERY dumb and not adult.
Your doctor doesn't need to know the location that the injury took place as it has no bearing on the treatment (which is STAY OFF THE FUCKING LEG AND DON'T DRINK SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T FUNCTION).
Failing to understand basic medicine: not adult.
This is what, the second time you've re-injured it and you still haven't gone to your doctor?
Failing to accept reality: not adult
I haven't been sleeping with any of my cousins, though. What's the diagnosis once you throw that in?
This darkness he feels inside, haemorrhaging?
good luck and if feel good and right do it
Where's the inevitable NYE party update?
Guys? Getting raped?
That's just silly talk, consented domination is not rape 
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^He was claiming there was no way he could explain his way out of that to his friends, family, and doctor. If he wanted to keep face, he could just say that cousin raped him...and then hilarity shall ensue when everyone finds out otherwise.
Well, if he claimed his cousin was raping him then anything she said after that would be suspect.
Things are getting crazy again.
My cousin has started coming around to my girlfriend's more. My girlfriend likes her, even though she agrees that my cousin is a bit "out there" and seems to enjoy having a younger friend. I can't say anything because what would I say? That my cousin is sexually obsessed with me, once wrote a book about murdering me, slept with my girlfriend just to get back at me and videotaped it, tried to "rape me in the bathroom" as some guy said above...who's going to believe all that? My girlfriend would think I'm crazy!
Plus I kind of like having my cousin around. She hasn't been acting crazy at all. At times I feel like it's all those years (nearly two) ago when we first met for the first time and things were fresh and unsullied between us and we just clicked together and had such a great time. If I didn't know better I'd think she was just a normal person who wanted friends. BUT I DO KNOW BETTER.
She's been talking (in my presence!) about how she broke up with Girlthing because it "wasn't working out" and how she thinks that she might not be a lesbian after all despite having slept with four girls (who are the other two!? I bet she just said that to make me wonder) and only one guy (ME!) But she said she still gets turned on by girls sometimes (she said this with Lisa in the room and Lisa was reading a book and she stopped for a minute as if she was thinking about what was said then started reading again. I didn't like this.)
What's annoying is, as I said, my girlfriend really likes my cousin and likes going out partying with her (well, it's only happened once but she said she liked it). She even praised my cousin for being so open about her sexuality and said that if everyone was like that there would be no wars or terrorism. I didn't even ask her how she came to that conclusion.
Throughout it all my cousin hasn't made one sexual advance at me. She hasn't even made sex eyes at me. I was even beginning to think that I could have dreamed the whole thing on Christmas day. Maybe it was actually girlthing who jumped on my and I was so drunk I thought it was my cousin. But no, if it had been my crotch would have been completely crushed LOL.
No, it really happened. My cousin is so a manipulative genius that she can make even me question my sanity.
And my leg really was hurt and I did do more damaged to it. I'll be in the cast for an extra three weeks. I'M NEVER GETTING OUT. I FEEL LIKE DOCTOR HOUSE.
How can I get rid of my cousin?
My cousin has started coming around to my girlfriend's more. My girlfriend likes her, even though she agrees that my cousin is a bit "out there" and seems to enjoy having a younger friend. I can't say anything because what would I say? That my cousin is sexually obsessed with me, once wrote a book about murdering me, slept with my girlfriend just to get back at me and videotaped it, tried to "rape me in the bathroom" as some guy said above...who's going to believe all that? My girlfriend would think I'm crazy!
Plus I kind of like having my cousin around. She hasn't been acting crazy at all. At times I feel like it's all those years (nearly two) ago when we first met for the first time and things were fresh and unsullied between us and we just clicked together and had such a great time. If I didn't know better I'd think she was just a normal person who wanted friends. BUT I DO KNOW BETTER.
She's been talking (in my presence!) about how she broke up with Girlthing because it "wasn't working out" and how she thinks that she might not be a lesbian after all despite having slept with four girls (who are the other two!? I bet she just said that to make me wonder) and only one guy (ME!) But she said she still gets turned on by girls sometimes (she said this with Lisa in the room and Lisa was reading a book and she stopped for a minute as if she was thinking about what was said then started reading again. I didn't like this.)
What's annoying is, as I said, my girlfriend really likes my cousin and likes going out partying with her (well, it's only happened once but she said she liked it). She even praised my cousin for being so open about her sexuality and said that if everyone was like that there would be no wars or terrorism. I didn't even ask her how she came to that conclusion.
Throughout it all my cousin hasn't made one sexual advance at me. She hasn't even made sex eyes at me. I was even beginning to think that I could have dreamed the whole thing on Christmas day. Maybe it was actually girlthing who jumped on my and I was so drunk I thought it was my cousin. But no, if it had been my crotch would have been completely crushed LOL.
No, it really happened. My cousin is so a manipulative genius that she can make even me question my sanity.
And my leg really was hurt and I did do more damaged to it. I'll be in the cast for an extra three weeks. I'M NEVER GETTING OUT. I FEEL LIKE DOCTOR HOUSE.
How can I get rid of my cousin?
^^^
I sense a change in the storyline - I'd lay odds eventually we'll see him post about a supposed '3-Way' between him, his cousin and 'the girlfriend'. Any takers?
I sense a change in the storyline - I'd lay odds eventually we'll see him post about a supposed '3-Way' between him, his cousin and 'the girlfriend'. Any takers?
"Getting"?
Ah! A clip show!
No you don't.
HOW DARE SHE!!!
Yes. That must be it.
Truly a jewel in your crown. I'd walk around town bragging if I were you.
Yes you did. Stop lying. Dried up middle-aged with kids girlfriend + cousin / lesbian sex is everyone's dream.
Everything?
What did we tell you about hyperbole, embellishing, and exaggeration?
I think she might be retarded. But what about nuclear arms? You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
Would this be related to "skull fucking"?
LOL!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l245/squiggyfm/GIF/dfd6f2ab298f36a4887ed6e0563d232d.gif
No. That's not it.
Hm. If only you went to the doctor after all this happened. If only someone (everyone) told you that avoiding the doctor was a moronic plot development.
Murder. (season 4! *crosses fingers*)
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Excellent.
I like this.
"I fucked my cousin."
You don't say?
Perish the thought.
No need to yell.
Is that like the female version of the Thing played by veteran character actor Michael Chiklis?
Tell her she shoul help the cousin give in to those urges. Do it for world peace, man.
Utterly bizarre. What type of family do you have where your cousin doesn't make advances?
Sex eyes?
"Get away from me you crazy psycho bitch or I'll tell your mother you tried to rape me and then she won't believe a word you say about anything else." Give it a shot.
Nah, I'm still betting on the cousin catching him having sex with the GF, the GF catching him having drunken sex with the cousin or MB catching one of the kids "notifying the mod".
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