Caption Contest 20: @#$%&* Coworkers!
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Though never recorded in the history books, Captain Archer's sciatica always acted up at the worst possible times aboard his ship.
TRIP: "Those have GOT to real.
'Cuz if I had been you, I'd have made 'em even bigger."
ARCHER: Ow, ow, ow.
TRAVIS: Problem sir?
ARCHER: Leg cramp. How long are these contests anyway?
TRAVIS:"Yes, sir.
Your leg is very attractive.
Now can I get back to my panel? If you're looking for a gay Enterprise helmsman, you're about a CENTURY too early."
TRAVIS:"Yes, sir.
Your leg is very attractive.
Now can I get back to my panel? If you're looking for a gay Enterprise helmsman, you're about a CENTURY too early."
ARCHER: Sulu, La Forge, Crusher, Hawk....you sure you don't swing that way? Some started the tradition
ARCHER:"Fascinating...
So...the ship ISN'T run by a bunch of steroid-crazed gerbils on a bunch of little treadmills? Wow.
Either Trip's been lying to me for years now...or Starfleet is engineering the biggest coverup since Roswell!"
"He's all over the place. Nine hundred kilometers out to fifteen hundred kilometers... what an asshole."
"Quick, Travis!
Pull over...I'll toss the baggie out the port airlock before the cop gets to the main viewscreen!"
"You realize, of course, those puppies are gonna have to be registered as deadly weapons if you decide to stay in Starfleet...right?"
"Here.
It's called an e-Book. The title is FINAL EXIT.
Keep it handy when the final episode is being filmed."
ARCHER:"This thing got a cigarette lighter?
Shit."
"Uh...this...this ISN'T a Nordic Track, Captain.
And I do need to be able to concentrate on flying the ship."
"Promise me one thing, T'Pol.
Leave me those in your will...and I won't ask for a single thing from you ever again."
Trip: "If those are real, I'm a eunuch."
T'Pol: "That can be arranged."
"Maybe I can't find the fusebox...but I sure as hell found the funbox."
HOSHI:"You two done yet?
Any more homoerotica and I'm going to ask you to take me back to that Axanar ship with the dead bodies."
"Quick, Travis!
Pull over...I'll toss the baggie out the port airlock before the cop gets to the main viewscreen!"
WIN!
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