Kirk, Picard, and Sisko wish they were as badass as Captain Robau.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Only Captain Robau can prevent forest fires
Captain Robau brought balance to the force
In space, Captain Robau can hear you scream.
Captain Robau IS strong enough to pull the arms off a Gundark
Captain Robau watches The Watchmen
Captain Robau brought balance to the force
In space, Captain Robau can hear you scream.
Captain Robau IS strong enough to pull the arms off a Gundark
Captain Robau watches The Watchmen
Captain Robau was the real shooter on the grassy noll.
When scoring with the ladies, Richard Robau calls himself "Big Dick." Because he has a big dick.
Captain Robau is hung like a Horsehead Nebula.
Captain Robau is hung like a Horsehead Nebula.
Captain Robau wrote All Along The Watchtower.
Captain Robau is not afraid to cry manly tears. You want to make fun of him for that? At your own peril.......
Captain Robau has death vision.
Captain Robau decided who the final Cylon will be long ago.
And if you don't like it Robau has a nuke with your name on it.
Captain Robau NEVER messes up reciting an inaugural oath.
Captain Robau don't need no stinkin inaugural oath.
Well, at least Captain Robau's action figure will be badass. Otherwise, Playmates would be mysteriously disappearing right about n-
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The Captain Robau action figure will come with lighter fluid for its flame breath.
The Captain Robau action figure can't be released. It's so badass that it busted out of the packaging and rampaged until the toy Kelvin flew in to beam him away.
Much to the terror of Jane Curtain.
Captain Robau can be at two places at once.
That's no moon...it's Captain Robau.
Captain Robau walks into a bar. And everyone dies.
Cap'n Robau cereal was originally made out of neutronium. But Captain Robau thought it was too soft. So now it's made out of Captain Robau. And Captain Robau eats Cap'n Robau for breakfast every day.
Captain Robau got Tom Brady pregnant by looking at him.
Over? Did you say "over"? Was it "over" when the Germans bombed Captain Robau? Nothing is over until Captain Robau says it is!!
Captain Robau walks into a bar. And everyone dies.
Cap'n Robau cereal was originally made out of neutronium. But Captain Robau thought it was too soft. So now it's made out of Captain Robau. And Captain Robau eats Cap'n Robau for breakfast every day.
Captain Robau got Tom Brady pregnant by looking at him.
Over? Did you say "over"? Was it "over" when the Germans bombed Captain Robau? Nothing is over until Captain Robau says it is!!
If you knew what Captain Robau knows, you’d wake upscreaming.
Captain Robau's ears are not where you would expect them to be.
The clouds follow Captain Robau.
Only seven people have looked Captain Robau straight in the eyes. They are all dead now.
When he blinks, you can hear a noise like a camera shutter.
Captain Robau only eats meat. And rocks.
One of his legs is hydraulic.
Captain Robau and The Stig were to meet, the universe would explode.
Captain Robau's ears are not where you would expect them to be.
The clouds follow Captain Robau.
Only seven people have looked Captain Robau straight in the eyes. They are all dead now.
When he blinks, you can hear a noise like a camera shutter.
Captain Robau only eats meat. And rocks.
One of his legs is hydraulic.
Captain Robau and The Stig were to meet, the universe would explode.
If the toy Kelvin is not completely acurate Captain Robau will destroy Playmates with his atomic Badass powers.
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