Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

[Rat Boy]

Sadly, sometimes you have a very unfortunate coincidence and such was what happened during last week's contest with the passing of Ricardo Montalban. But, it's a new week and time for a new contest. First, we recognize...

First, for the picture of the crew saying goodbye to Spock but really wishing that annoying new Vulcan was in the casket, our winner is:

Scotty, between toots: "Captain, when are we doing me nephew's burial?"
<everyone turns and glances at each other>
Kirk: "Oh. We put him on the hanger deck when we last opened the doors for a trash evac."
Scotty, after a pause and a glare: "Aye."

And for our picture of Soran doing his best impersonation of John McCain on the day he met Sarah Palin (see, I worked in a political joke because it's inauguration day), our winner is:

"I was supposed to leap into the Nexus Ribbon when it came by?


UH-OH."

And for our tribute to Ricard Montalban's awesome ability to attract women, our winner is:

Even on Ceti Alpha 5, Chrysler Cordoba's soft Corinthian leather never failed to please.

And our Photoshop winners:

"But I don't know this 'Fred' person"

SPOCK: Why the long faces? Somebody die?

oh...and I made muffins.

tourism at Fantasy Island plummeted during Mr. Roarke's later years.

Congratulations to the winners and here our your updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 37
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 32
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 26
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 22
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Shatmandu 17
Outpost4 15
Triskelion 13
Turd Ferguson 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Alrik 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1

This week, we've got another three shot. First, we have Kruge mourning the passing of his pet...something. Next, we see Picard trying to explain where New Zealand is. Finally, (from TrekCore's Rare Photos gallery) we have Jonathan Frakes attempting to win a bet with Stewart and Spiner. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Torg (off camera): "On the bright side, dinner's ready!"

Picard: "...and apparently it sunk as a result of too many Lord of the Rings fan piling on the island all at once."

Invisible Script!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kruge: "That is it. It's over. When you no longer appreciate your targ humping your leg, you're ready for the grave."

Picard: "And this is the observation port, with one way forcefield. Confidentially, we usually have pissing contests here, trying to hit kangaroos."

Frakes: "... so I grabbed her shoulders, hung on for dear life, and went on a ride I'd never forget..."

Stewart: "What about the scene?"

Spiner: "Patrick, you know he can't start directing until he gets the 'losing his virginity' story out of the way each morning."

 

[Maurice]

KRUGE: Snoopy? Oh Good Grief!

PICARD:: Watch that first step...it's a lulu.

Patrick Stewart pays as much attention to Frakes as usual...none.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard and Data had learned to tune out Riker during his vacation stories.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KRUGE: Whats that boy? Someone's caught in a gravity well?

PICARD: Just don't show Beverly. She has this lame analogy using Australia that everyone gets wrong.

Picard decided to wait a bit before he told Riker casual Friday was canceled.

 

[scottydog]

Kruge: "Someone, some time, has to pay for killing my pet something."

Picard: "Funny how Indonesia looks like a crab, and Australia appears to be mating with it."

Riker gave up the trombone for the invisible accordion.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Klingon beastality always ends in death.

Picard: I'm crushing Australia with my finger.
Lily: Oh, grow up.

Riker (in civies) : When I reached under the Dabo girl's skirt, I found a surprise this long!
Picard: Number One, now isn't the time... if you hadn't noticed, we have Borg on board.

 

[scottydog]

Kruge believed it would be dishonorable to have the growth removed from his ear.

Picard: "Mr. Worf, did you take a bite out of the top of Australia?"

Worf: "I was hungry, sir."

On Halloween, Frakes turned into Frakenstein.

 

[Alrik]

For those times when your breath is bad enough to kill a targ....try minty fresh listerscope(tm).

Picard:"...and upon my retirement, I plan to build my beach house right heeyaah, no farther."

Trying to explane the scene in detail, Frakes was oblivious to the fact that Stewart had just finished pissing on his new shoes.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

As Jonathan Frakes set up his next shot, Patrick Stewart wondered if anyone would notice him readjusting the captain's log.

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "The waistline of the panties can be stretched out this far!"

Picard: "I'm sorry that Deanna has gained so much weight."

Riker: "Not her panties. Mine."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I kept warning him...NOT TOO CLOSE to Mr. Fusion or the Flux Capacitor.

But he never listened."

"...and down there is the location of one too many LIGHTNING JACK sequels and Jacko battery commercials.

Set back humanity at least a generation apiece. Tragic."

FRAKES:"...and then these Lava Rockmen will come alive and have wild sex with Counselor Troi!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"MARTY!

Your freaky alien lizard-dog's gotta come back WITH ME!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Where on my face? Here?"
"No, the other side"

Dinner time with Krude was never fun.

"Australia, the Solomons, New Zealand-"
"Wait, what? I don't see New Zealand"
"What do you mean, it's right there"
"Where?"
"There, next to Chakotay"
"Who?"
"You can't see Chakotay? He's right there, holding the borg baby?"
"Those Swedish things have babies?"

Frakes loved his Godzilla movies.

 

[Candlelight]

"Don't worry, there's a force... force... uh oh. HOLD YOUR BREATH LILLY!"

 

[Alrik]

Kruge:"You human BASTARD......you killed my targ!.....Human bastard..."*sniff*

 

[Alrik]

Although the changes to Doc Brown due to over exposure to time travel were quite evident, it was Marty who really suffered.

 

[Alrik]

Picard:"Well I'll be.....I really can see my house from here."

 

[Candlelight]

In the Blu-Ray edition, viewers were sure Papau New Guinea was in the original version.

However the New Zealand fans didn't care about that.

Naturally.