Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: I'm not dead.
Kirk: What?
McCoy: Nothing.
Spock: I'm not dead.
Kirk:'Ere, he says he's not dead.
McCoy: Yes he is.
Spock: I'm not.
Kirk: He isn't.
McCoy: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Spock: I'm getting better.
McCoy: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Kirk: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Spock: I don't want to go on the cart.
McCo: Oh, don't be such ay baby.
Kirk: I can't take him.
Spock: I feel fine.
McCoy: Oh, do me a favor.
Kirk: I can't.
McCoy: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Kirk: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
McCoy: Well, when's your next round?
Kirk: Thursday.
Spock: I think I'll go for a walk.
McCoy: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Spock: I feel happy. I feel happy.
(Kirk glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Spock with his a whack of his club]
McCoy: Ah, thank you very much.
Kirk: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
McCoy: Right.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy (thinking): I feel like there was something Spock wanted me to remember.... ah, fuck it.

Soran: "If I can get that fat bastard to follow me across this bridge, it'll never hold his weight. It's almost too easy!"

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov (thinking): "This torpedo room is bigger than my quarters... hmmf"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Vould dees be a bad time to tell everywone dat Spock hated you all?"

"First I divorce Steenburgen...now this.


What a load."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Well.

Sure beats hanging around on the TANK GIRL set."

 

[Gertch]

Thanks for the win!!!

Kirk: "If the women would please stand on the platform..."

 

[Candlelight]

"Lets go back in time and kill JFK he said... I ignored him and went after Khan instead... and now he's dead..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"He's not really dead...as long as we...oh, what is it...how did it go?

Screw it.

Don't lick cheap, cut-rate wedding invitation envelopes!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Poor Malcolm didn't realize the entire film crew was watching him relieve himself on the side of the rocks...laughing.

 

[Gertch]

"Waitdaminute. I could have simply had the Klingon cruiser fly into the Nexus and just WISHED the Klingons all dead afterwards." *BOOM*

 

[cooleddie74]

"I was supposed to leap into the Nexus Ribbon when it came by?


UH-OH."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ashes to ashes...

so forth and so on...

he who smelt it dealt it...

don't take any wooden nickels...

I like Ike.

Whatever.



Let's just get his ass buried. My stories are on."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait, open the casket. That's my watch he's wearing."

 

[26138]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"In keeping with Mr. Spock's last will and testiment, Mr. Scott will now perform 'It's A Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)'."

 

[jgdst]

Kirk: Come on... we're waiting...
Saavik: This is the worst game of Spin the Torpedo Casing ever.

Sulu (thinking): Please let it be me... They must never know. NEVER know!

Soran pays the price for doing last minute adjustments on the top of a rocket that's about to launch.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty, thinking: "Should I throw in a couple of bars of 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' just for the fuck of it?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Your own Klingon Bird of Prey: 200 Darsek.

Your own Trilithium-based star destroying doomsday weapon: 3000 Arrh'haudr.

Forgetting to take your Imodium A-D: Priceless.

 

[Cky]

Doing what they did best, Kirk and crew ignore the temporal prime directive and fire a torpedo into the Nexus.

"...Shit"

 

[Outpost4]

When Scotty played his bagpipes, everyone else just wished they were dead.