I bought myself a new overcoat.
You do know that us big chested girls can't wear double breasted coats, don't you? I'm afraid you'll have to take it back.
I'm not that chivalrous. If it's cold, I'm keeping it on!

Learned that lesson the last time I lent my suit jacket to a girl while we were walking in the park on a cool evening and didn't get back anything more than a hug to warm me up!
