Masturbation

[kitkat]

Related topic. The wife feels masterbation is "cheating", and FORBIDS it. I say it's normal, and a habit hard to give up. Thoughts?

Your wife needs to calm down. Its not cheating at all.

Yeah, I agree. We are sexual beings and we all need a release.

I like to tease my hubby when he goes out of town on business.... "So, did you think of me or Sandra Bullock when you were jerking off?" I just love to see him turn red.

I don't know why some women are uptight about masturbation.....I mean, it's my husband's body, NOT mine. If he wants to do that a hundred times a day, that's all him. Of course, ideally I hope he'll keep some of that energy for me.

ETA: I would say an average for me would be a couple of times per week. Sometimes more, sometimes less.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I like to tease my hubby when he goes out of town on business.... "So, did you think of me or Sandra Bullock when you were jerking off?" I just love to see him turn red.

You set that question up so that he always says "you", didn't you?

ETA: I would say an average for me would be a couple of times per week. Sometimes more, sometimes less.

Correlated to when hubby's out of town, perhaps? I'd say he should ask who you think about, but I'm fair certain you'd tell him anyway.

 

[Kestra]

There's one thing I disagree with. Women do not get the remote! EVER! They might change the channel to something other than Sky Movies Sci-Fi, Sky Sports, Discovery Science or Sky One and that is UNACCEPTABLE!

I control the remote at our house. You and I would most certainly not get along.

I have an ex-girlfriend who loves lesbian porn but refuses to admit that she's bi.

Enjoying lesbian porn doesn't mean a woman is bisexual.

Related topic. The wife feels masterbation is "cheating", and FORBIDS it. I say it's normal, and a habit hard to give up. Thoughts?

It's not cheating. It should only be an issue if it's negatively affecting your sexual relationship with your wife.

 

[judge alba]

As long as the mouse doesn't leave his dirty paper tissues around for her to pick up.

could always say got a cold

 

[RoJoHen]

I like to tease my hubby when he goes out of town on business.... "So, did you think of me or Sandra Bullock when you were jerking off?" I just love to see him turn red.

The correct answer is: "Neither. I was watching porn."

 

[Plecostomus]

I usually don't think of anything. My mind kinda goes into screen-saver mode.

 

[kitkat]

I like to tease my hubby when he goes out of town on business.... "So, did you think of me or Sandra Bullock when you were jerking off?" I just love to see him turn red.

The correct answer is: "Neither. I was watching porn."

Yeah, I've gotten that answer.

And bro, I do not set him up....I'm not that mean. Oh and yep, I'd tell him, I have before. His usual response is, "Oh boy, glad I asked." (full of sarcasm)

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I usually don't think of anything. My mind kinda goes into screen-saver mode.

Flying toasters, eh? Kinky.

 

[Plecostomus]

I usually don't think of anything. My mind kinda goes into screen-saver mode.

Flying toasters, eh? Kinky.

No either "Starfield Simulation" or that weird 3D pipe one.

 

[Red Ranger]

Masturbation is the ultimate act of self-love! So all you wankers out there, just keep on loving yourself, since in most instances, no one else will! LOL! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

Masturbation is the ultimate act of self-love! So all you wankers out there, just keep on loving yourself, since in most instances, no one else will! LOL! -- RR

I'm a cheap date too! Couple of beers and some pizza rolls and I'm all set to show myself a good time. Also there are no annoying phone-calls, I don't have to send flowers and I really don't get upset or jealous if I see myself with someone else!

...my wife is looking over my shoulder and shaking her head at this one.

 

[The Master of Tarquin Hill]

I have an ex-girlfriend who loves lesbian porn but refuses to admit that she's bi.

Enjoying lesbian porn doesn't mean a woman is bisexual.

Could you please explain that? Thinking of myself, if I liked gay porn (which I don't), how could I not consider myself to be at least bi-curious? I really don't understand the reasoning behind your opinion.

 

[Kryton]

Aye, THERE'S the rub.

 

[Red Ranger]

Masturbation is the ultimate act of self-love! So all you wankers out there, just keep on loving yourself, since in most instances, no one else will! LOL! -- RR

I'm a cheap date too! Couple of beers and some pizza rolls and I'm all set to show myself a good time. Also there are no annoying phone-calls, I don't have to send flowers and I really don't get upset or jealous if I see myself with someone else!

...my wife is looking over my shoulder and shaking her head at this one.

You sound like a dream date! -- RR

 

[Rÿcher]

I have an ex-girlfriend who loves lesbian porn but refuses to admit that she's bi.

Enjoying lesbian porn doesn't mean a woman is bisexual.

Could you please explain that? Thinking of myself, if I liked gay porn (which I don't), how could I not consider myself to be at least bi-curious? I really don't understand the reasoning behind your opinion.

was thinking that m'self. was gonna write something like [[encite]] or argue that you can't just drive-by disagree, you have to give a reason.

"I like to attend dog fighting events but it doesn't make me an animal abuser."

uh, yeah it does.

I know, apples and oranges but I hope my point is clear.

 

[Roshi]

FYI, as an idiomatic effect, in France masturbation makes people deaf. Not blind

 

[Plecostomus]

Masturbation is the ultimate act of self-love! So all you wankers out there, just keep on loving yourself, since in most instances, no one else will! LOL! -- RR

I'm a cheap date too! Couple of beers and some pizza rolls and I'm all set to show myself a good time. Also there are no annoying phone-calls, I don't have to send flowers and I really don't get upset or jealous if I see myself with someone else!

...my wife is looking over my shoulder and shaking her head at this one.

You sound like a dream date! -- RR

Sorry I'm already taken.

 

[Red Ranger]

I'm a cheap date too! Couple of beers and some pizza rolls and I'm all set to show myself a good time. Also there are no annoying phone-calls, I don't have to send flowers and I really don't get upset or jealous if I see myself with someone else!

...my wife is looking over my shoulder and shaking her head at this one.

You sound like a dream date! -- RR

Sorry I'm already taken.

Why did you raise my hopes? Why? WHY? DAMN YOU TO HELL! -- RR

 

[Plecostomus]

You sound like a dream date! -- RR

Sorry I'm already taken.

Why did you raise my hopes? Why? WHY? DAMN YOU TO HELL! -- RR

It is one of my few remaining joys in life.

 

[Red Ranger]

Sorry I'm already taken.

Why did you raise my hopes? Why? WHY? DAMN YOU TO HELL! -- RR

It is one of my few remaining joys in life.

Lousy bitch! Actually, I'm already dating myself, when I'm not with my gf, and I'm an even cheaper date -- a bag of Doritos, a 20-oz. bottle of Pepsi, a bottle of generic K-Y Jelly, and I'm ready for action! -- RR