Masturbation
- Thread starter The Master of Tarquin Hill
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We must have the same ex girlfriend!
No seriously, I don't think she loves lesbian porn, but she knows she's bi but refuses to come to terms with it because "of her religion". 
I think your wife should be prepared for way more time in the bedroom unless she let's you masturbate every once in a while. Just can't possibly see how it would be considered cheating, I mean it's your hand isn't it?
It's your body and you can do whatever you want with it. I would be seriously pissed off if anyone, even a wife, said that to me. I argue that you should hold your ground. Masturbation is a topic very misunderstood. It's not at all "cheating." How ridiculous.
Just tell her you always think of her while you do it.
She can give a helping hand, at least. 
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Whoever it was posted it back in 2000.
Should've waited another year for the 10th anniversarry.
Whoever it was posted it back in 2000.
Should've waited another year for the 10th anniversarry.
Seriously, if we could compile a list of the other posters who started this thread (in the past), I would love to see it.
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Yeah, I just can't wait for "The Extra Special 10th Anniversary Masturbation Thread".
Personally, I'm waiting for the "Moderator's Cut".
This thread is terrible. I'm notifying the moderator!
There. Now we got that out of the way.
There. Now we got that out of the way.
Whoever it was posted it back in 2000.
Should've waited another year for the 10th anniversary.
There's a premature ejaculation joke in here something but I can't quite find it. Someone do it for me instead.
(now THERE'S a set-up line!
)
This thread is terrible. I'm notifying the moderator!
There. Now we got that out of the way.
Your corn nuts are in your butt!
Like hell it's cheating. It's a perfectly normal way to release pent-up sexual energy when you can't have sex for a while for whatever reason, be it schedules, that-time-of-the-month, whatever. There's nothing wrong with either party masturbating whilst in a relationship.
Whoever it was posted it back in 2000.
Should've waited another year for the 10th anniversary.
There's a premature ejaculation joke in here something but I can't quite find it. Someone do it for me instead.
(now THERE'S a set-up line!
So...you need a helping hand?
(Someone had to say it...)
We need an experiment to determine if my "worn out" statement has any merit. Three groups of daily masturbators doing it for a month, differing only by (1) doing it in the shower, (2) not in the shower without KY, (3) not in the shower with KY.
Any volunteers? I'm not sure I want to hear the results.
I can provide data for 2) So far, so good.
And my friends call me the Queen Of TMI!
(Another candidate for group #2 here, BTW.
)Yeah, I just can't wait for "The Extra Special 10th Anniversary Masturbation Thread".
Personally, I'm waiting for the "Moderator's Cut".
Leave the circumcision thread in TNZ, please.
Really. My boyfriend lives a thousand miles away. What am I supposed to do, wait until I see him in a little under three weeks, which will be the first time we'll have seen each other in person since September?
We need an experiment to determine if my "worn out" statement has any merit. Three groups of daily masturbators doing it for a month, differing only by (1) doing it in the shower, (2) not in the shower without KY, (3) not in the shower with KY.
Any volunteers? I'm not sure I want to hear the results.
I can provide data for 2) So far, so good.
And my friends call me the Queen Of TMI!
Just thought I'd return the favour.
*preemptive "That's what SHE said!" here*
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