Amen. Like they say, "Those who wait - masturbate."
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Amen. Like they say, "Those who wait - masturbate."
Rÿcher
Fleet Captain
fuck her.
and yes, you can take that however you like.
Me, my wife supports and approves of my "hobby". I gust don't like to get caught, know what I'm sayin'?
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Your wife has no more right to tell you what you can and cannot do with your own body than you do with hers.
^ Well, it's somewhat disrespectful and insulting actually... especially if your wife is ready and willing. If she's not however, it's really not her place to comment on what you do in your private shower-time or whatever. Marriage means you share every part of your life, so yes, your spouse does have a say, but NOT if they are the very cause of the frustration! At least you're keeping it at home. 
That is, if you're keeping yourself clean and presentable, and trying to please her in every other area of your lives, of course... you can't expect to look and smell like shit, reeking of booze and smoke, and demand your rights, then blame your spouse if you're refused...
And she's not going to find you very sexy if you haven't been doing the dishes, and putting clothes away, saying your pleases and thank you's, letting her have her share of the remote control, etc... Not unless you're built like a Greek Adonis, who brings home a Greek shipping magnate wage. Then, you're going to be sexy at all times, and you have very little to worry about. 
That is, if you're keeping yourself clean and presentable, and trying to please her in every other area of your lives, of course... you can't expect to look and smell like shit, reeking of booze and smoke, and demand your rights, then blame your spouse if you're refused...
And she's not going to find you very sexy if you haven't been doing the dishes, and putting clothes away, saying your pleases and thank you's, letting her have her share of the remote control, etc... Not unless you're built like a Greek Adonis, who brings home a Greek shipping magnate wage. Then, you're going to be sexy at all times, and you have very little to worry about.
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^ Well, it's somewhat disrespectful and insulting actually... especially if your wife is ready and willing. If she's not however, it's really not her place to comment on what you do in your private shower-time or whatever. Marriage means you share every part of your life, so yes, your spouse does have a say, but NOT if they are the very cause of the frustration! At least you're keeping it at home.
That is, if you're keeping yourself clean and presentable, and trying to please her in every other area of your lives, of course... you can't expect to look and smell like shit, reeking of booze and smoke, and demand your rights, then blame your spouse if you're refused...
I don't know the ins and outs (which sounds a bit dodgy now I've said it) of Kail's marriage. Maybe she isn't withholding but it's not enough ? I don't know.
If she's up for it and he's masturbating anyway, then sure that's possibly not good. If her idea of being up for it, however, is once a week if she's not off to the Bingo that evening then that's another issue entirely.
And she's not going to find you very sexy if you haven't been doing the dishes, and putting clothes away, saying your pleases and thank you's, letting her have her share of the remot, etc... Not unless you're built like a Greek Adonis, who brings home a Greek shipping magnate wage. Then, you're going to be sexy at all times, and you have very little to worry about.
There's one thing I disagree with. Women do not get the remote! EVER! They might change the channel to something other than Sky Movies Sci-Fi, Sky Sports, Discovery Science or Sky One and that is UNACCEPTABLE!
^ Hermiod, I too disagree with all programing apart from those channels.
If she's out playing Bingo, then what the mouse does (with his right paw), when the cat's away, doesn't really hurt the cat, does it? Though why would the cat go play Bingo, if it has great entertainment at home?
If she's out playing Bingo, then what the mouse does (with his right paw), when the cat's away, doesn't really hurt the cat, does it?
Though why would the cat go play Bingo, if it has great entertainment at home?
^ I too disagree with all programing apart form those channels.
Well, that's okay then, you are granted the rank of Honourary Man and the full remote privileges that go along with it.
If she's out playing Bingo my man, then what the mouse does (with his right paw), when the cat's away, doesn't really hurt the cat, does it?
Can't disagree with that at all.
RobertScorpio
Pariah
I have no idea how successful they've been, but the Bingo Hall chains here in the UK have been advertising Bingo towards young women over the last few years as a fun girls' night out activity.
^ Yep, Bingo is very popular across a wide cross section of people in the UK...
Although I've not had the pleasure, my cat doesn't let me.
Although I've not had the pleasure, my cat doesn't let me.
Although I've not had the pleasure, my cat doesn't let me.
There's a response to all this talk about cats in a thread about masturbation that involves the word "pussy" somewhere, I'm sure.
I've heard about cats and nine lives, but do you really wanna go there?
I'm more of a Cat o' nine tails kind of guy.
^ I'm sure, if you keep at it, you'll get exactly what you need.
Your wife needs to calm down. Its not cheating at all.
^ I'm sure, if you keep at it, you'll get exactly what you need.
Maybe. Perhaps I need to go to the Bingo.
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