Captain Robau does not have a bald head. He has a skull cover for the hole that hides a third fist.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Gowron's constant wide-eyed stare is the result of looking directly at Captain Robau.
A person onced annoyed Captain Robau. All Captain Robau did was glare at him. The person was instantly erased from the history of the entire multiverse.
The Kelvin does not have a universal translator.
Once hailing frequencies are open, you either understand Captain Robau or suffer the consequences.
Once hailing frequencies are open, you either understand Captain Robau or suffer the consequences.
Captain Robau beats up Organians, Q, and Metrons just for the Hell of it. This also why the Prophets chose to hide in a Wormhole so Robau would kick their asses.
But if he was erased, how do we know he
Captain Robau has sworn an oath to kill any one who would dare say his na-
Captain Robau himself told us this story...Are you saying he is a liar ? Are you ?
Because if you are bad things will happen.
Captain Robau will travel back in time to 1999 and create the Trek BBS.
Captain Robau always feels like somebody's watching him...and that somebody? Himself!
Captain Robau became the One after kicking the asses of Neo, Smith, and everyone else in the Matrix then he blew it up with his mind.
Captain Robau eats coal and craps rubies.
Captain Robau can only be destroyed in the fires that created him.
We're famous because Captain Robau wills it so.
Captain Robau is the fire in which *time* burns.
Awesome.
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