Movie Caption Contest #70: Do You Mind-Meld?!

[Rat Boy]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, feels better, doesn't it? Well, don't get too comfortable, because it's time for another caption contest! First, let's recognize...

First, for Khan misunderstanding Chekov's demand to "get a grip," our winners are:

Kahn: It's pronounced Wessels... GOD NOW I'M DOING IT.

"... and it's spelt Khan! Do I look like Lily von Sch'tupp?"

And for the picture of Terrell and Chekov at a frat hazing gone horribly wrong, our winner is:

Chekov and Terrel didn't know they were in a room with air as their EVA suits oxygen ran out.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd for Geordi confiscating Data's motor oil coated chewing gum, our winner is:

Data: What's this? Why am I here?
Geordi: This morning, Commander Riker's left foot slipped off your console and sprained his ankle. He's okay. He is sleepin in Troi's quarters right now. The Captain isn't too happy about your experiment with tobacco chewing.

Finally, for Data attempting to carry his dignity out of the movie, our winner is:

Data's plan to block the entrance using children met with universal disapproval.

A special audio caption award:

Audio Caption HERE (It's the first of its kind!)


Atavachron

And finally our Photoshop award:

"Crap, is that a camera?"

Now, as you'll notice, this is Grintch/Gertch's 20th win, automatically landing him a place in our Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame, our fourth inductee. Bask in the glory and wear your Grignak medallion with pride!

And congratulations to our other winners and here's the updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 33
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 30
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 23
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 20
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Outpost4 15
Shatmandu 15
Turd Ferguson 11
Triskelion 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 10
Nebusj 10
scottydog 10
BriGuy 9
EliyahuQeoni 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
LeadHead 5
Finn 5
Herkimer Jitty 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
Mistral 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1


Now on to our next one. First we see that rare Vulcan ritual of Fal-Tor-Pan, which I believe is also the name of a suit maker in Shi'Kahr. The second is of Shinzon starting to think that his Viceroy needs a manicure. Finally, for our bonus picture, the guy playing the Federation security agent looks like he's hoping that Nimoy's teaching Kelley the Vulcan neck pinch and not Tal-Shaya. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

Vulcan on the right: "Can we hurry this along? I've got a wedding to go to."

Mr. Burns: "Smithers! Massage my brain!"

Nimoy: "No, no, De. Like...*this*!"

*guy faints*

Kelley: "Wow, Len, it really does work!"

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Lar: "I believe McCoy, son of David had beans for lunch."

 

[26138]

Viceroy: You want happy ending?

 

[Candlelight]

Well done to Gertch for making the Hall of Fame!

"'Green-blooded, son of a bitch' is he? Well I know someone who will be losing bladder control every six hours for the rest of his life"

Viceroy: "I found it! Your last hair follicle!"
Shinzon: "Quick! Clone it!"
Viceroy: "Too late, I sneezed, it blew away"

The only known frame to exist of the deleted XXX scene from Star Trek III.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'LAR:"Sarek...thy son's pop-up timer has been activated.

The fal-tor-pan is completed."

SHINZON:"Who said there's nothing erotic about a hot oil scalp rub from a hideously deformed alien with fangs?"

NIMOY:"...and here is where we'll be placing the hickey makeup for the scene where McCoy goes gay on this gentlemen."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Viceroy...think you can trim your nails before we do this again?

It's like getting a toupee made out of Chili Cheese Fritos."

 

[Candlelight]

GREATEST CRAZY GLUE PRACTICAL JOKE IN HISTORY!

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'LAR: I now prounce you husband and husband

SAREK (OS): Ummm.....Fal-Tor-Pen is Vulcan for Gay Marriage, We asked for the Fal-Tor-Pan

T'LAR: My bad.

Luthor and Bizzaro: The Missing Years

KELLEY: Meh. Who'd notice if I did it wrong?

 

[LeadHead]

Dame Judith Anderson: Cut! Leonard, when you said this was a Hands on role, this isn't what I had in mind.

The Producers of Nemesis were too Cheap to spring for a Razor so Tom Hardy could keep his head clean shaven. John Logan came up with this alternative on the same day as the Car chase.

Nimoy: Actually the secret is the .38 Beretta in the left hand.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Fal-Tor-Pan always rocked the house

...to sleep.

Shinzon: "I don't know if I like it-"

Viceroy: "No, the Robau look totally works for you."

Shinzon: "Really? For reals? You're the best hairdresser ever, Renaldo."

Guy In Back: "Could you two hurry this up? Other people want to try too."

 

[Nebusj]

``Fal Tor --- I'm sorry, is the Roswell alien in back chewing gum? I certainly hope he brought enough for everyone, young man.''

``Answer unclear, try again later?!''

``So how about this, Leonard, instead of the Vulcan Neck Pinch we give a try to the Georgian Garter Snake Hissy Dance? Huh? What do you think?''

 

[Plomeek Broth]

You are healed! (now off to the Megadeth concert)

Does your carpet match your drapes?

Spock: That slut Paris Hilton ain't got nothing on my shades.

 

[Candlelight]

"My mind, to your mind... my thoughts, to your tho- File not found error, please contact your system administrator"

 

[Gertch]

Now, as you'll notice, this is Grintch/Gertch's 20th win, automatically landing him a place in our Movie Caption Contest Hall of Fame, our fourth inductee. Bask in the glory and wear your Grignak medallion with pride!

Well done to Gertch for making the Hall of Fame!

I am sincerely humbled and grateful. Thank you thank you! I'm glad some people got a chuckle out of my captions.

She tried to speed up the classes learning while her husband waited patiently in the back.

DE: "Ooooh, that's smooth."

 

[Candlelight]

 

[M'Sharak]

^

Nimoy: No, no - you don't want to do it that way with the cameras rolling. Watch...
[applies incorrect pinch, Gedeon's bladder evacuates]
Kelley: Ohhhhh, I see. And I'll bet that really pisses off the wardrobe people.
Nimoy: Oh, yes. And they get even.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Spock, when you asked if I wanted to be part of a three-way, this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

"Yes. Keep squeezing. Soon, my brains will splatter the walls and the painful memories of my being a part of this production will only be apparent on the pre-fab fiberglass interiors."

Nimoy didn't have the heart to tell the anonymous extra that Kelley hadn't washed his hand after stinkpalming Shatner's chocolate covered pretzels.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Oww Owww! My eye! Watch where you stick those claws, and how about taking the bling off first, it feels like you're peeling my nose."
T'Lar: "I told thee that the risk was great."

Viceroy: "The crew is assembled."
Shinzon: "Do we have to?"
Viceroy: "Yes."
Shinzon: "Everytime we..."
Viceroy: "It is a cultural imperative."
Shinzon: sigh "Alright then. Go ahead."
Viceroy: "Form an orderly queue, commence kissing the ballhead for luck."

Kelley: "Damn that's smooth. How many blades on this Gillette Antimatter razor."

Nimoy: "One hundred fifty one apparently."

Kelley: "Truly the closest yet. And I thought that the Gillette Thermonuclear was close with its 79 blade shave."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Could you leave out the memory of the time we got drunk and fucked?"
T'Lar, after a pause: "Thee art nasty."