Movie Caption Contest #69: A Little Pick-Me Up

[Kirby]

CHEKOV: "As a matter of fact, the douche bag vas inwented in Russia. Vhy do you ask?"

As he sat behind Walter Koenig for yet another day of extra work, a young Patrick Swayze decided that his next role be much dirtier and involve much more dancing.

 

[cooleddie74]

8:57 AM

Khan and his cohorts apprehend the Reliant officers.

9:10 AM

The 'Stare-at-Khan's-Uncircumcised-Penis' torture commences.

 

[Rat Boy]

In a pinch, Geordi LaForge doubled as ship's drug enforcement officer.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"You brought FIVE eight-balls on the ship with you.

WHERE'S the other one?

Don't make me have to deactivate you."

 

[Gertch]

"Crap, is that a camera?"

 

[Outpost4]

Khan loved a good game of Whack-A-Mole.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Geordi, I was under the impression that you were going to swallow not spit.

 

[Cky]

Kahn: It's pronounced Wessels... GOD NOW I'M DOING IT.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kahn: It's pronounced Wessels... GOD NOW I'M DOING IT.

"... and it's spelt Khan! Do I look like Lily von Sch'tupp?"

Khan: "Why Mr Chekov, I do believe you've lost weight."
Chekov: "Low grawity planet..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Filtered, coming from inside the helmets: "Chah-lee's ah new dah-LING! Ah dah-LING! Ah dah-LING! Chah-lee's ah new dah-LING! We know not what he'll dooooooooo ..."

 

[jgdst]

Khan: YOU! You're a lot taller than I remember...
Chekov: Vith all due respect, ve have newwer met

Three minutes later...
Khan: For every time you disagree with me, I shall cut off your legs.

Geordi: Hey lover, how do you like your eggs?
Data: I do not think I should come round to your quarters anymore, Geordi.

Data was just about as pissed off as the rest of us were with annoying child actors and decided to teach one the meaning of "smackdown".

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "Weirdest damned Scavenger Hunt ever!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Better out than in, Data"

Chekov was struggling with the 20kg barbell, but Terrell was having an even worse time with the swiss ball in his ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"I never forget a face.


Now...who the hell ARE you?"

"Good.

Good.

The Mandy Moore music is working. Increase the volume. If this fails to make them talk...prepare the Mapplethorpe photos."

"How many times do we have to TELL you, Data?

DON'T try using silicon slugs in the ship's soda machines."

DATELINE UFP

When Androids Molest

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Terrell: We are so FUBAR'd.
Chekov: FUBAR was a Russian inwention.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Do vat you vill vit me!

Pain and death vere Russian inwentions, after all!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: These came off... again.
Data: Yes, Geordi, we must be cautious the next time we participate in sadomasochistic activities. Perhaps, I should use a safety word.
Geordi: Like "Lal?"
Data: Indeed.

 

[nx1701g]

So that's where I left my balls.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Karaoke night on Ceti Alpha V became more akward than usual.

 

[LeadHead]

Wow, your diet is really working.

Chekov and Terrel didn't know they were in a room with air as their EVA suits oxygen ran out.

Brent Spiner tried to save the fans by destroying the thumb drive that the only copy of TATV.

No, I said BEAM me up, not PICK me up!