Caption Contest 17: Frontin'

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Where is Enterprise's launch?"

DANIELS:"Right...here.

The day before you lost your virginity to that exposed power coupling on C Deck."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: No offense Daniels, but virtual water polo sucks!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Observe, Jonathan.

The Nintendo Wii 3100 has features that are literally LIGHT YEARS ahead of the previous platforms."

 

[cyph]

Trip: Dr. Phlox... naked. I'm disgusted but I can't seem to look away...

 

[Nerys Myk]

DANIELS: Dude

ARCHER: Duuuude!

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer: What if I shift this a bit?
Daniels: If you do that, your daughter sleeps with Kirk.
Archer: SHIT! Back back back.

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer: What if I shift this a bit?
Daniels: If you do that, you're cancelled right after this episode and your ship is called the 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'.
Archer: SHIT! Back back back.

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer: What if I shift this a bit?
Daniels: Well, it doesn't look like much changes except the crew complement doubles.
Archer: It would be kinda crowded in here.
Daniels: Yeah, but they're all...

Trip: Orion slave girls?

 

[LeadHead]

Now, here is where you'll destroy all continuity important to Deep Space Nine.

 

[SFRabid]

Trip: "I hate teleporters."
T'Pol: "This would never happen on a Vulcan ship."

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer: What if I shift this a bit?
Daniels: I see London, I see France, I seek Kirk in his underpants.
Archer: Not that shit again! Put it back.

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer: One last time. What if I nudge this?
Daniels: E-Blonde has more customers than he needs and never has time for another caption.
Archer: Good.

 

[cooleddie74]

DANIELS:"I can see my century from here!"

TRIP:"Stop the innocent routine, T'Pol. You might fool the others, but not me.

That was a plomeek broth fart...and you KNOW IT."

 

[cooleddie74]

DANIELS:"Right here is the day Cooleddie74 joined the Trek BBS...April the 25th in the year 2001. My superiors have been able to determine through a lot of hard work studying the ebb and flow of the timestream that this is the date that the downfall and eventual destruction of Earth's Internet communications and information network began.


Millions would eventually die, Jonathan. Including, I believe, several of your own ancestors living in their parents' basements?"

 

[Nebusj]

``And here is the Seldon Crisis where Asimov realizes he can't think of how to even start the next novel!''

``Don't look around, T'Pol, but I think we're being followed by Jon Lovitz.''

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Daniels: It's just a jump to the left.

Archer: And then a step to the right?

 

[SFRabid]

Daniels and Archer singing together: "We're making our move, to Canada Dry."

 

[Triskelion]

Daniels: What just happened? The Zakdorn just blew up the galaxy.
Archer: <slowly withdraws hand and puts it in pocket>

Shut up losers. Of course T'Pol and me are gettin' married. We practically made love with our clothes on.

 

[Rat Boy]

Daniels: "You see, John, time is just made up of globes filled with Pop-Tarts."

 

[Triskelion]

- In the future our hot pockets take negative point three milliseconds to cook.
- And the explosive diarrhea?
- Yeah, there's still no cure for that.