PIKE:"Who you callin' Velour Ass...
Air bladder head?!"
"You were right, Jim.
Ginseng DOES make you produce more."
TOS Caption Contest #114 - Sample In A Jar
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PIKE:"Who you callin' Velour Ass...
Air bladder head?!"
"You were right, Jim.
Ginseng DOES make you produce more."
PIKE:"Listen CLOSE because I'm not gonna repeat this! Your own life is at stake!
If a telepathic train leaves your cerebellum at 1215 hours and another telepathic train leaves another Talosian's cerebellum at 1430 hours...and one carries an imaginary talking lobster...what time will they pass one another, and will the voices in my head stop by then?"
"Good news, Jim!
The Crystal Pepsi's pregnant now."
McCOY:"Here ya go, Jim Boy.
Vodka martini.
Jizzed...not stirred."
PIKE:"Who won the FA Cup final back in 1959?"
Bones: "You see Jim, I put the lime in the coconut. And this is what happened."
Bones: "I know she said she was 18 Jim. But if that's true why did she leave her retainer on your night stand?"
Bones: "I found this in your urine sample. Do any tentacle monsters lately?"
Pike: "Bruce Greenwood? You had better be pulling my leg."
PIKE "Homer Simpson, you've lost some weight, haven't you?"
McCoy: "And after I make them do the nude jumping jacks, I collect their sweat in this."
I thought it was just Chekov. What is canon?
"Finished my tests, Jim.
It's official.
Your Ramen noodles have become sentient."
KEEPER:"FINE!
Go ahead! Take my Mercedes hood ornament! But it's the only one my people have ever seen!"
"I dunno WHAT it is, Jim...but I can tell you this much.
It got Nurse Chapel pregnant and tried to cling to the inside of my leg."
Pike: "What part of 'no onions on the cheeseburger' do you not understand?! You know Number One, I'm starting to question if this really is a Red Robin restaurant here, I haven't gotten my free refill of fries either."
