Vomit: Answer the smegging question! Whole milk or skim?
Balok's Puppet: YOU HAVE ONE EARTH MINUTE!
TOS Caption Contest #114 - Sample In A Jar
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Vomit: Answer the smegging question! Whole milk or skim?
Balok's Puppet: YOU HAVE ONE EARTH MINUTE!
McCoy: "Chapel's neutronium I.U.D. has been reduced to tissue paper again."
Kirk, rolling eyes: "Lt. Uhura, have Mister Spock meet me in my quarters."
Uhura, thinking: "And mine later ..."
Grignak: "All we ask, if you intolerant lactose, milk do not drink."
Balok Puppet: "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE STUCK IN CAPTION CONTEST CANTEEN, YOU KNOW."
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Bones: So I was finally able to convince Spock that circumcisions were a good idea. And voila, foreskin in a jar
Kirk: Where's the other one?
Bones: I don't know, it's missing, Nurse Chapel assures me that she put them both in the medical refrigerator but.......
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KEEPER:"These Earth people have awesome acid."
"Oh, sure.
They can swim.
But your tight, non-regulation trousers have rendered most of them incapable of anything beyond that."
PIKE:"Let us out...NOW!!!"
KEEPER:"You're not staying for the after-torture show? We have Carrot Top from your home planet."
COLT/NUMBER ONE(together):"NOW !!!!!!!!!!!"
Bones: "Captain Kirk allow me to introduce Ambassador Jizz of the Spunk Confederacy."
Kirk: "Mr. Ambassador"
Bones: "And this is our communications officer Lt. Uhura."
Uhura: "We met last night..*BURP*"
"Not only did the rabbit die...but so did this.
You're not only potent...you're LETHAL!"
Kirk: Is that--?
Bones: Sure is, Jim. Yeoman Barrows refused to swallow and I had to use this instead.
"Oh, sure.
They can swim.
But your tight, non-regulation trousers have rendered most of them incapable of anything beyond that."
PIKE:"Let us out...NOW!!!"
KEEPER:"You're not staying for the after-torture show? We have Carrot Top from your home planet."
COLT/NUMBER ONE(together):"NOW !!!!!!!!!!!"
PIKE: "I thought Carrot Top was the torture."
Pike: "Stop showing me that fantasy where Al Franken becomes a US senator!!! It's so far fetched it could never happen!!!"
Pike: I bet that you've created an illusion that Number One didn't like this laser up her *BEEP*; would you like me to test my theory on your head?!
"You don't like KING OF KINGS?
Blasphemer."
"TOLD ya that huge blackhead had been botherin' me, Jim."
Kirk: What the hell is that, Bones?
McCoy: This is your brain on the Trekbbs.
"It's like the stinger from a bee or a wasp.
If that bee or wasp were a giant wad of cum."