"We're in trouble, Jim.
Someone's been embezzlin' from the sickbay sperm bank. This is all we have left."
TOS Caption Contest #114 - Sample In A Jar
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"We're in trouble, Jim.
Someone's been embezzlin' from the sickbay sperm bank. This is all we have left."
PIKE:"In another vein, Talosian...
HA! I said 'vein'...did you ladies hear that? I didn't even plan it that way!
Coincidentally, tell all your Talosian friends I'm headlining the Chuckle Base on Rigel VII next week."
Pike: "My God!!! And I thought Barry Bonds had a big head!!"
Talosian Magistrate: If this selection does not please you, we can bring down the pointy-eared fella.
Pike: Now you're talking, Talosian.
The wi-fi in my motel was marginal and I'm changing the contest right now in a cafe before I get on my plane home.
Pike: "You promised only a week!"
McCoy - I used one of Spock's foreskins to repair his inner eyelid. Unfortunately, now he's a little cock-eyed.
