Caption Contest 12: Up a Creek

[E-Blonde]

Stron: Hmmm... This guy in a jumpsuit... Where have I seen him before? Could it be? Nooo... Is it... Nooo... Yes, it is... Its gotta be... Hey T'Mir look! Its Pelvis the singing Vulcan. What's he doing on Earth?

Vulcans experienced many things before Humans did, including Elvis sightings.​

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The first Vulcan expedition to Earth was sent to uncover what exactly was a "Chattanooga Choo-Choo."

In the 23rd century, the biggest hit on subspace was I Logically Love T'Lucy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paul: "Sorry, Miss, I think you're getting us mixed up with the Monkees. This train isn't going to Clarksville."

 

[John Picard]

JOHN: That's not your Grandfather.

BEATLES: Hey lady! Can we have our hairstyle back?

I almost choked on my sammich

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE:"This episode's script is simply grotty."

JOHN:"Hey!

Ye wouldn't be interested in our leftover Vitalis and combs would ye?"

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL:"Curious.

I do not like this 'Ike.' "

 

[Rat Boy]

Later in the episode, Trip almost faints after meeting Johnny Cash.

 

[E-Blonde]

Stell-lah!

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'Mir: If you don't cooperate you won't get to meet Surak.
George: And who's this Surak when he's at home?
T'Mir: Only Surak. Founder of all we are and all we will be.
George: Oh! You mean that posh bloke who gets everything wrong?
T'Mir: Excuse me?
George: Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit around the telly and watch him for a giggle. One time we actually sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear he was in all that rubbish.
T'Mir: He's a trendsetter. It's his profession.
George: He's a drag. A well known drag. We turn the sound down on him and say rude things.

 

[Rat Boy]

John: "That sounds like a great song, but I don't think calling it 'Pon Farr Me Do' is going to work."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MESTRAL:These Beatles are very good.

T'MIR: Meh, I'm not into pop music.

A few days later

T'MIR: (thinking) Ohmygod! ohmygod! I'm in the same train compartment as the Beatles! (gasp) ah ah ah ah! ...I think I just went through Ponn Farr...(gasp) Twice!

MESTRAL: How was your train trip?

T'MIR: (sighs)

 

[Mistral]

T'Mir: "Please don't notice my period, please don't notice my period..."

 

[Mistral]

"Y'know, I used to fly an interstellar spacecraft. I used to be a contender."

"Shut up, already. I helped you fly it, for God's sakes! Like you're somebody special!"

"We really need to get out of here. This is bad. Very bad."

 

[Mistral]

"I have been watching this TREKBBS caption contest for a while. I do not think they know what they are saying. So many otherwise intelligent creatures could not possibly have spent so much time on cocksize/gay/I Love Lucy gags."

"Have you read any of their books? Trust me-these people are freaks."

 

[Skywalker]

Stron: "This concept of 'Howdy Doody Time' is most perplexing. Are we not currently located within the 'Eastern Time Zone'?"

Beatles: "Listen, lady, we're famous musicians! You'd better show us a little respect, or else--"

Beatles: "Hey! Let us back in!"
Man: "What the...?"
T'Mir: "No tickets."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'MIR:"Tonight is Tuesday.

Which one of you wishes to assume volunteer duties to apply my douche?"

 

[cooleddie74]

JOHN:"DAMMIT, Paul...I still say she'll be better in bed than that bird with the fake leg."

 

[Triskelion]

Stron: I'm not sure how to react to this movie without any robot hecklers.

 

[cooleddie74]

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MESTRAL:"Odd.

This pre-pubescent human male does not LOOK like the aquatic rodent after which he was named."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stron: "These 'I'm a PC' commercials are getting annoying. What could be worse?"

T'Mir: "Take a look at the upper right of this web page."