Caption Contest 12: Up a Creek

[SFRabid]

Only 125,978,234,543 more Green Stamps and we can buy a new space ship.

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL:"Obama just carried Indiana."

T'MIR:"Whatever. Just unplug the commode before I need to go."

 

[cooleddie74]

"We must go back, Commander.

They accidentally gave me Pall Malls instead of Lucky Strikes. And you know what the other brand does to my pon farr."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPTION CROSSOVER

PICARD: (whistles) Hey sweetie! Ditch the bagboy and I'll show you what a real man can do!

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL:"A shame, Commander.

Holographic credits do not buy as much tritanium alloy and baloney as it used to."

 

[Kirby]

Mestral: "He put the bread on the bottom again. Next time that happens he shall suffer the vulcan death grip!"

Stron: "Now, this Fonzie is one earthling I can identify with. We have many traits in common."

T'Mir: "My knees to your knees..."

 

[cooleddie74]

MESTRAL:"Commander, did we really need a copy of SOAP OPERA DIGEST?"

T'MIR:"Jack has recently impregnated Shannon. It is only logical to follow the behind-the-scenes production details and plot development."

MESTRAL:"This Star Trek program has ridiculous sets."

T'MIR:"Excuse me...I do not wish to interrupt your stale, dead and unsatisfying marriage bereft of passion, but where is this transport stopping next?"

 

[Triskelion]

That's all folks! Report to decon, and don't forget the jelly!