Trek XI Caption Contest #2: Only the Lonely

[SalvorHardin]

Khan : I shall leave you as you left me – as you left her – marooned for all eternity at the center of an ice planet. Buried aliiiiive...buried aliiiiiive!

Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaaan.....Khaaaaaaaaan

 

[ancient]

NERO: "Yes! Soon Kirk will fall for my cunning trap! I have done hours of research on google.com and discovered something no Earth-man can resist!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Fortress of Freakin' Solitude, my ass! I'm going to kill you, Lex Luthor!

Abrams: Cut, cut, cut. Chris, wrong reboot, dude.

 

[Outpost4]

Nero: I ain't no CGI Gollum!

 

[Kirby]

Mrs. Nero (off screen): "You make sure you put that seat down when you're finished mister!"

Nero: "Yes dear"

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Mrs. Nero (off screen): "You make sure you put that seat down when you're finished mister!"

Nero: "Yes dear"

That caption is full of win!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero's alternate plan to screw up human history was to go back to the 21st Century and start offering a bunch of subprime mortgages.

 

[M'Sharak]

"What? No, do not look at me like that; I heard you say it: 'We are in a reboot.'
That was careless of you; you are reduced two steps in rank. Return to your post."​

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "All right, who's ready for their rectal examination?"

Pine felt that this was the only way to get out of the movie.

 

[superstring01]

"Can I use a lifeline, Regis?"

"Put the men's room outside on a glacier, what were those Andorians thinking!?"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Nero ponders why his "Happy Funtime Daycare Center" is such a dismal failure.

An intrepid voter departs his Buffalo, New York polling center.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Wow, I can see Russia from here!"​

 

[JuanBolio]

NERO: "This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Joey, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?!"

When Academy hazing gets out of hand

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riff Raff contemplates banging Magenta and overthrowing Frank.

 

[Outpost4]

Having been replaced by an animated figure, the last actor to play Mr. Clean now lived in a Skid Row dive, strung out on heroin.

 

[Pindar]

The Great Pit of Carkoon was one trap Kirk was not going to "sleep" his way out off.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pine: "Wrong reboot, you stupid escape pod. This is the set for Batman Begins!"

 

[Samurai8472]

The Impossible Planet of Ice part 3

The Doctor had repaired the Tardis cameleon circuit but now finds himself stuck and with a new regeneration!

 

[Franklin]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Brrrrrr! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Brrrrrrrrr!

-- Or --

Seventy-eight bottles of beer on the wall. Seventy-eight bottles of beer. Take one down. Pass it around. Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall.
Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall. Seventy-seven bottles of beer. Take one down. Pass it around. Seventy-six bottles of beer on the wall.
Seventy-six bottles of beer....

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone else asks me if I was ever in a gothic vampire movie...and they go RIGHT out the damned airlock."

Kirk's early mission to arrest and detain Robot Santa on Neptune almost ended in tragic failure for the entire Enterprise crew.