Finish the Joke...
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So a Hologram and a Shape-Shifter walk through a bar...
More accurately, the shapeshifter was the bar.
... none of them are injured.
You know it's funny, I have been trying to get people I know (no one on this site) to help me come up with a punch line to Data's "A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decide to go bowling together..." joke but I still have yet to find a funny one. Any takers on this?
Atavachron
Atavachron
Both the monk and the clone are attractive females. The monk (who is considered something of an oracle) resists the Ferengi's attentions, unlike the clone who is soon rubbing the Ferengi's lobes. Unfortunately, whilst trying to impress the women, the Ferengi's arrogant behaviour causes the bowling alley's staff to withdraw their labour.
As they leave, the Ferengi says "Well I got a strike and a spare, but I still can't make a prophet!"
As they leave, the Ferengi says "Well I got a strike and a spare, but I still can't make a prophet!"
Not bad. Maybe not as good, but here's another:
The monk asks an employee of the bowling alley, "How can we each find a ball with appropriate finger holes? I'm a monk with fat fingers, he's a clone with skinny fingers, and he's a Ferengi--sticky fingers, you know."
The employee replies, "You're a monk. Good kharma means you will find a match. The clone just needs to pick a ball with his cell line marked on it, and the Ferengi, no problem--greasy palms, you know."
