"CAAAAARRRRRROOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"I'm right here"
"Oh"
Picard suddenly realised the metaphasic radiation was causing his prince albert to repair itself.
Movie Caption Contest #49: Old Flames
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"CAAAAARRRRRROOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"I'm right here"
"Oh"
Picard suddenly realised the metaphasic radiation was causing his prince albert to repair itself.
A deleted scene follows in which Kirk bursts into a rendition of that song we all want him dead for.
Picard suddenly found out what the radiation was gonna do to him.
Anij: Beverly? I give you hot monkey love and you scream "Beverly?"
No worse than almost everyone misspelling Anij.
Darkness falls across the land.
The midnite hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Kirk: "My son... a family... a life... where did we go wrong Carol, why did we break up anyway?"
Carol: "I got tired of wearing the green bodypaint everytime we had sex."
Kirk: "Oh yeah, bummer..."
Picard: "Reversing aging isn't all that it's cracked up to be."
Anij: "Oh really?"
Picard: "I can feel my testicles trying to climb back up..."
Oh I know. It didn't look right but I was too lazy to look it up.
Chekov: "Ma'am, be careful: you listen to his bullshit long enough, your ears begin to bleed."
Anij: "My sandwich is cold."
Picard: "You could I warm it up with the heat generated by our budding relationship."
Anij: "... Won't help."
Klingon: "You'll do: I'm so horny, I'd fuck a targ."
Kirk: "I can't say much for your placement of the toilets here, honey ..."
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KIRK: ...and you staring at me isn't going to hurry me up. It'll come when it's ready.
CHEKOV:HEY! You two shut up, I'm trying to have a NICE RELAXING BATH, DAMMIT!
CAROL: Well one of you hurry up, cos either way, I gotta go!
PICARD: Picard to Worf. Lock quantum torpedoes...
KLINGON: That's right, keep it coming or I pull the trigger. The guy dressed up as the Klingon's got himself some pooty-tang. Everybody's happy...
WOMAN: Just four more hours, and I can see my family...
Kirk: I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
Carol: Jim, it happens to every man at your age.
Anij: A man so young as you shouldn't have that problem.
Picard: Can we just drop it?
Carol: "You thinking about how we can get out of here and defeat Khan?"
Kirk: "No, I just saw The Empire Strikes Back and want to know how it's all gonna end!"
Carol: "I'm thinking a big space battle but I can't help but think a furry army of midgets will be involved somehow"
Kirk: "Yeah right, next you'll be telling me that Leia is Luke's sister"
KIRK:"I sure hope to hell this place is stocked with paper. Or else I'm gonna have to keep sitting here for a LONG time."
ANIJ:"What are you thinking right now? Tell me."
PICARD:"Oh...just that...
that you and I...we could have an incredible Rusty Trombone session if we were so inclined."
WOMAN:"I love an obese eunuch in uniform..."
PICARD:"So...
ever seen a grown Klingon naked?"
KLINGON COSTUME: $500
BAT'LETH PROP MADE TO SCALE: $325
TICKETS TO GALACTA-CON '08: $265
PAYING A LOCAL STREET HOOKER TO POSE AND TRICK YOUR EVEN GEEKIER BUDDIES INTO THINKING YOU GOT LAID?
Priceless.
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