TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics

[Shatmandu]

Kirk loved rollplaying "Wriggler" to Spock's "Buttman".

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk had never seen a GOOD EATS neon sign placed quite right there.

 

[Triskelion]

A zipper fly? What quaint, primitive technolo-HUMP ME!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty knew the key to a good moon was to never tan your asscheeks.

 

[Rat Boy]

Joker Kirk and Riddler Kirk: "Some day, we're going to get that Batman!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Krako: Did you just pronounce my name 'crack-ho'?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Suddenly...it all came to him at once.

Scotty's accent WAS fake.

 

[cooleddie74]

"What's the deal with the nancy-boy, mincing shirts you Feds wear?

What, is your leader a ballet or pajamas freak or somethin'?"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode 90 - Take Me Out To The Drive In Diner

Mel : You want HOW many dollar menu meals ?

Kirk : CH-EESE BUR-GER, ON-ION RINGS AND A LARGE ORANGE DRINK !

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:"I die falling off a bridge?!"

 

[Gepard]

Kirk: "There's a creature out on the nacelle!"

Winner.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock often teased Kirk about dressing up for conventions devoted to an old television show.

 

[Rat Boy]

Krako: "Awwww, jeez a lou! Get this clown a match!"

Kirk: "Scotty! I told you to cut back on the haggis."

 

[Michael]

^ Wow, very good compositing! (Though you COULD have erased the pixel line on Scotty's right arm.)

 

[Triskelion]

I didn't see that Spock fella in a miniskirt, did I?

 

[Rat Boy]

^ Wow, very good compositing! (Though you COULD have erased the pixel line on Scotty's right arm.)

The things you notice after you post a pic. I also didn't see a misalignment problem that the outline Photoshop puts around a picture was blocking. This ought to do:

Scotty introduces Kirk and Krako to "Two Orions, One Cup."

 

[Outpost4]

I didn't see that Spock fella in a miniskirt, did I?

No, Triskelion, you're not going to win four weeks in a row for this one.

But you should.

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: Your try-outs for the job of Red Shirt are brutal!

 

[Triskelion]

^ Outpost4, that's good enough for me!

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Wow, very good compositing! (Though you COULD have erased the pixel line on Scotty's right arm.)

The things you notice after you post a pic. I also didn't see a misalignment problem that the outline Photoshop puts around a picture was blocking.

Kirk: I still don't see it. Rat Boy and NCC-1701 must be using huge monitors with the resolution set to PGH*.
Krako: What's he talkin' about?
Scotty: Heh, graphics nerds. Let's go get a drink. The redshirt can keep an eye on things.



* Pretty G*****n High