Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #244: The One Where Chakotay gets a Head Injury
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7 of 9: "What you see here is what is remaining of the planetary system you screwed over so we could get ten light years closer to Earth and more energy for coffee."
Janeway: "Any survivors?"
7 of 9: "Sensors indicate no traceable life, even down to a bacteria level."
Janeway: "Well, my mission is accomplished. Coffee, any one?"
7 couldn't shake the feeling that someone was staring at her arse.
Janeway: "PST -- it's me..."
Seven, "Please stop with the fake smiles, I know you fucking hate me"
Seven, "Please stop with the fake smiles, I know you fucking hate me"
Director: "CUT! Could you two please stop long enough to film this scene?!"
Kate: "I'm the star of this Goddamn show!"
Ryan: "Whatever, Mrs. Columbo."
Apologies, pressed post too early on my last post - this one is the full submission!
Seven: As you can see, even a Borg Tactical Cube proved completely unable to withstand the effects of the prototype. Its hull disintegrated into a billion pieces in seconds.
Chatokay: Then it's true. The Fart Cannon could be the greatest weapon ever devised.
Seven: Indeed. We would be virtually undefeatable in conventional combat. Commander Tuvok should consume Neelix's five alarm leola root curry daily for the most potent yield.
Janeway: Agreed. Commander, you are hereby ordered onto a strict diet of Neelix's most volatile curry at all times for the good of the ship. We'll have your seat replaced with the Fart Cannon converter immediately.
Tuvok: Request permission to end this humiliation and commit suicide, Captain.
Janeway: Denied.
Seven: As you can see, even a Borg Tactical Cube proved completely unable to withstand the effects of the prototype. Its hull disintegrated into a billion pieces in seconds.
Chatokay: Then it's true. The Fart Cannon could be the greatest weapon ever devised.
Seven: Indeed. We would be virtually undefeatable in conventional combat. Commander Tuvok should consume Neelix's five alarm leola root curry daily for the most potent yield.
Janeway: Agreed. Commander, you are hereby ordered onto a strict diet of Neelix's most volatile curry at all times for the good of the ship. We'll have your seat replaced with the Fart Cannon converter immediately.
Tuvok: Request permission to end this humiliation and commit suicide, Captain.
Janeway: Denied.
Seven: "And the award for best impression of a crescent moon goes to....."
Seven: "And the award for best impression of a crescent moon goes to....."
of 9: "Mac Tonight, who has transitioned."
Doctor, Doctor: "Farting Tuvok puppets. Farting Tuvok puppets everywhere."
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Can't get that out of my head now!
I tried and tried, and tried some more, but could not find a website that would morph Mac Tonight's head with hers. Tried for that Conan O'Brien "If they mated" but failed.
"I regret to inform you that the plomeek soup is not responding to Windex or any other surface cleansing agent, Captain."
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