I'm also a big fan of"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
This is possibly the greatest line in all of Bond if not all of cinema.
"Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you."
and
"You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to western civilization: afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?"