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DS9 Caption That # "More Tribble, No Trouble"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Look at the pictures, think of a funny caption, and write the caption underneath. If you've seen Mystery Science Theater 3000, you can use that as a model; the jokes that Joel or Mike and the Bots would make are typically suitable.I'm new here so, you know, I don't know what I'm doing.
Is there an FAQ or will I just pick it up as I go along?
Since you're new, you won't be able to get the pictures to show up for you, but that changes when you have enough posts (50? 100? I don't recall), and in the meanwhile, just reply with the pictures present for yourself and someone will almost certainly make a reply that quotes your captions and thus let other people see the pictures with your comic response.
On to my efforts:
``Jadzia! I've found the hole that leads to Laugh-In! There's Jo Anne Worley! And that's Henry Gibson! Yoo-hoo, Ruth Buzzi, are you out there?''
Oh, no, on top of everything else now Harry Mudd's love potion has spilled all over the station!
``I don't know why I never before wondered how William Ware Theiss would dress me.''
``So, I figured nobody would notice the top deck was destroyed if we just set up a little duplicate bridge under half of our basketball court. I think Captain Sisko even likes sitting under the hoop.''
Little embarrasses Vulcans more than having someone walk in while they're mind-melding with themselves.
Sisko: "Narnia? What hell's that doing back there?"
Klingon: "No smoking in this bar!"
Dax: "Look, Emony was young, it was fleet week. A girl's got to make some credits, you know."
Sisko: "I sense something...I get the feeling that something truly bizarre will show up on the view screen that'll turn our stomachs!"
Dude: "Well, I hope he's not talking about me."
Sisko: Wow, another hidden compartment... And look, more Ho-hos, Ding-Dongs, Twinkies...
Dax: And I'm detecting more of them. Scotty must have had these installed all over the ship.
Terry Farrell: Yeah this is ok, but Ted Danson says it'll be more popular than Cheers!
O'Brien: "... and after he drinks the entire bottle wine so his mom won't get to it, his cousin comes over and they start doing wrestling moves on each other and he knocks her out. Then her mom stands on her stomach and she throws up all over the place. Now for some reason, he'll never get to Latveria."
Sisko: "I just don't understand why you bother to read that crap Chief."
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Sisko: "Well Dax, what'll it be? Spit or swallow?
Sisko: "Good choice, Dax."
O'Brien: "Can I be next?"
Sisko: Tuna or ramen?
Dax: Are there any D cells in there? I want to see what's on this old mix tape.
Monekydust! Monkeydust! Dammit you never remember the safe word!
Those were Sulu's bedroom eyes? Definitely in the closet, Dax. Why don't you go for Chekov instead. He's attainable.
O'Brien: Hey genius. How about turning off the turn signal?
How am I supposed to find my nose with these damned lenses in?
Sisko: Hey, look...the plot!
Sisko: And here I thought you were kidding when you said these old ships were powered by hamsters.
The Inaugural Federation-Klingon Square Dance and Ice Cream Social was off to a rocky start.
Sisko: Dax, is it true that Vulcans have two?
O'Brien: Hell, you can't possibly drive any worse than Deanna.
"The doc says I have to plug this hole to keep my brain from falling out. I think it's just a trick to keep me from asking people to pull my finger."
Hey Benjamin, I'm setting it on vibrate.
"But who has the better 80's perm, hmmmm? O'Brien or a Klingon?
There's only one way to find out! FFFFIIIIIIGHHHHHT!"
Sisko: I found where McCoy kept his sippin' Whiskey.
Dax: Good! The tricorder says that Scotty's stash of Scotch should be around here somewhere.
Why won't you love me!
Sisko: Didn't your mother tell you not to make funny faces, because they'll get frozen like that.
Dax: ... ... ...
Ugh! Who smells like fresh Targ crap?
Sisko: That one sounded a little wet, Dax.
Dax: Well I found the reason it's so slow. It's full of porn.
Sisko: What else would it be? No cockroaches though. Lucky bastards.
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