A lot of the description seems off. I did double back and see the last couple years also describe a nonexistent “bonus spread” covering the last third of the prior year (there’s the center image, but that’s never had any dates on it), and a “generous grid” for writing in stuff, which has been a feature of exactly one SotL calendar.
I know they have… carry the one… 286 horizontal images, and another 35 square, and I’m sure there are plenty of people who aren’t me and don’t have a comprehensive archive of calendars stacked in a closet (and both book collections), so it must be tempting to cheap out and not commission 14 new images, but I really hope they don’t.