Bad Starship Names

[oberth]

USS There Are Some Who Call Me Tim

while we are at it: uss i don't think so, tim

 

[Takeru]

USS Yoo Ess Ess

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

Shouldn't that be the USS I'm Not Dead Yet?

Not if we're still cross-referencing the Boorman and Roddenberry Excaliburs.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Assim-You-Later

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Mass Transportater

 

[at Quark's]

USS I'm with Starfleet, we don't lie.

 

[flandry84]

Cloaking devices?
We don’ need no stinkin’ cloaking devices!

USS We’re here!Deal with it.

 

[Vanyel]

USS Kit Bash
One nacelle from a Sovereign class, the other from an Intrepid, the saucer from a Galaxy class, the neck from a Constitution class and the secondary hull of an Oberth Class.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Kit Bash
One nacelle from a Sovereign class, the other from an Intrepid, the saucer from a Galaxy class, the neck from a Constitution class and the secondary hull of an Oberth Class.

AKA The USS One Piece At A Time

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[137th Gebirg]

USS Kit Bash
One nacelle from a Sovereign class, the other from an Intrepid, the saucer from a Galaxy class, the neck from a Constitution class and the secondary hull of an Oberth Class.

I think I probably have a schematic of that archived somewhere. Too tired to find it, though.

 

[at Quark's]

USS What do you get when you multiply 32 by 2333? (registry number NCC-74657)
USS We apologise for the inconvenience

(Both inspired by H2G2)

 

[Vanyel]

USS Ronald Graham NCC- (Graham's Number written in its entirety.)

 

[ananta]

He forgot the “U” in “USS”, or maybe it was to avoid a lawsuit, but definitely the worst starship name. Man, I loved that show.

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[at Quark's]

USS Ronald Graham NCC- (Graham's Number written in its entirety.)

I had thought about that one, but then, TREE(3) is both larger, and (not written out in full) more evocative as a name (I think).

Then again, I think USS Aleph-1 would do well, too. Or even USS Continuum Hypothesis.

 

[Vanyel]

USS Barney Fife
It can only fire only one torpedo.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Minnow

 

[Farscape One]

He forgot the “U” in “USS”, or maybe it was to avoid a lawsuit, but definitely the worst starship name. Man, I loved that show.

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FARSCAPE was AWESOME!

Perhaps that deserves a rewatch... and a rewatch thread where a certain wonderfully eloquent and insightful poster can offer their views in the same awesome way they did the DS9 rewatch thread.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Badmiral

 

[Vanyel]

Picard's command from his missing years between the Stargazer and the Enterprise D:
USS French Taunters
It farts in your general direction, throws live stock at you. Along with taunting in an outrageous French accent.

 

[comsol]

USS All the Good Names Were Taken