Bad Starship Names

[at Quark's]

USS Ministry of Silly Warps

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

USS Beckwith.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Better not call one USS Dr Sam Beckett. Never be able to stop it's temporal shifts!

 

[FormerLurker]

We wouldn't know there's a problem with it until it has to complete a mission originally intended to be performed by the NX-01 Enterprise.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Arthur J. Smith
USS Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty
USS Alan Jones
USS Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel
USS Kevin Philips Bong
USS Jeanette Walker
USS Mrs. Elsie Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
USS Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the...’ (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) ‘Raindrops keep falling on my’ (weird noise) ‘Don’t sleep in the subway’ (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

We wouldn't know there's a problem with it until it has to complete a mission originally intended to be performed by the NX-01 Enterprise.

And Al shows up and sees Captain Archer. I can see him just staring, gap-mouthed.

 

[cooleddie74]

 

[Mad Mike]

USS Fistula?

 

[flandry84]

USS Stable genius.

 

[ngc7293]

USS "That wasn't an argument just now..yes it was no it wasn't yes it was, I could be arguing in my spare time..."

 

[Vanyel]

USS Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

A.K.A. USS Looks Dead.

 

[oberth]

it may be a bit of a crossover but how about the uss fuck you, sir

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

it may be a bit of a crossover but how about the uss fuck you, sir

You may have accidentally crossed over with the USS Outbreak. Dustin Hoffman says it to Donald Sutherland, with all due respect.

 

[oberth]

You may have accidentally crossed over with the USS Outbreak. Dustin Hoffman says it to Donald Sutherland, with all due respect.

nope - joe haldeman: the forever war

... and they use it instead of yessssir!

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS It's Only A Model
USS Christmas In Heaven
USS Hey! I didn't even eat the mousse.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Cybermen
USS Galifrey Falls
USS No More

 

[FormerLurker]

A.K.A. USS Looks Dead.

Shouldn't that be the USS I'm Not Dead Yet?

 

[Vanyel]

USS There Are Some Who Call Me Tim

 

[at Quark's]

USS Reports of My Assimilation are Greatly Exaggerated